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Tuesday, August 31, 2004
the wonders of technology.
Instead of doing stg economically-valued, i spent 2day toying wif my bro's latest addition to his gadget collections. Nyahah..Everybody, mit the fantastic Bluetooth Class 1 Billonton! Its concept is similar to dat of a thumb drive n it oso allows u to transfer files from pc to mobiles n vice versa, all in the gd name of wireless technology! Dis would oso mean i can transfer s many ringtones (s long s dey r in midi or mmf format), wallpapers n themes s i please into my trusty X70, ALL FOC!!! Voila! 
In the event dat bluetooth is not applicable, i can alwaz dpend on WAP...weee! And thx to the midi editor TCS sent mi previously, now i can abuse the system s much s i like...*ecstatic* 
So, frenz, family n dogs, nvr buy a fone w/o bluetooth if u r such a phone sucker like mi...technology reli does wonders!! heheh!
Aiyo...y does my mum likes to watch guts-clenching, intenstines-lugging, heart-stabbing tv serials...I reli loathe watchg sg tv chinese serials..but i dunch hv a choice coz my comp is situated in the livg room n dat's where the tv is. Even wif my headfones on, i stil cant blk out the tv noise (yes, i said noise) completely. 1st it was Huang Biren threatening to throw her autistic son frm the balcony at 7 pm in an attempt to get him to say "Buuu Yao" instead of "Yao" all the time...den came the kao bei kao bu Jacelyn Tay at 9pm who seem to b in luv wif her twin brother Tay Ping Hui coz she can't stand the tot of him hving another woman in his life cept her (bleah! Can't wait to marry my brother off...). Juz WOT IS UP wif dis dramas man?!! The content is terok enuff to put mi in a foul mood, reli dunch understand its appeal to my mum n other fellow aunties...
Anyway dat aside, got a forwarded msg frm Nicholas today. It says "No matter how rare we'd be talking, u will still b my fren". It's reli unlike him to do dis sorta sweet things, plus he's like 27?! I hven been contacting him much recently tho, especially after graduation, mayb he's starting to miss mi...buahaha...miss mi buzzing around his ears? O well, i guess oni true frens stick around yea?
To end off 2day's entry, here's a msg to a dear fren, hope she gets to read dis n understands wot i mean; "U nid somebody u can't live without more than somebody u can live wif. If u can imagine life without him, u guys r probly through. Perhaps it's reli time to let go?"
Cheerios pp!!
¶ J poppycocked at 9:01:00 PM
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In the event dat bluetooth is not applicable, i can alwaz dpend on WAP...weee! And thx to the midi editor TCS sent mi previously, now i can abuse the system s much s i like...*ecstatic* So, frenz, family n dogs, nvr buy a fone w/o bluetooth if u r such a phone sucker like mi...technology reli does wonders!! heheh!
Aiyo...y does my mum likes to watch guts-clenching, intenstines-lugging, heart-stabbing tv serials...I reli loathe watchg sg tv chinese serials..but i dunch hv a choice coz my comp is situated in the livg room n dat's where the tv is. Even wif my headfones on, i stil cant blk out the tv noise (yes, i said noise) completely. 1st it was Huang Biren threatening to throw her autistic son frm the balcony at 7 pm in an attempt to get him to say "Buuu Yao" instead of "Yao" all the time...den came the kao bei kao bu Jacelyn Tay at 9pm who seem to b in luv wif her twin brother Tay Ping Hui coz she can't stand the tot of him hving another woman in his life cept her (bleah! Can't wait to marry my brother off...). Juz WOT IS UP wif dis dramas man?!! The content is terok enuff to put mi in a foul mood, reli dunch understand its appeal to my mum n other fellow aunties...
Anyway dat aside, got a forwarded msg frm Nicholas today. It says "No matter how rare we'd be talking, u will still b my fren". It's reli unlike him to do dis sorta sweet things, plus he's like 27?! I hven been contacting him much recently tho, especially after graduation, mayb he's starting to miss mi...buahaha...miss mi buzzing around his ears? O well, i guess oni true frens stick around yea?
To end off 2day's entry, here's a msg to a dear fren, hope she gets to read dis n understands wot i mean; "U nid somebody u can't live without more than somebody u can live wif. If u can imagine life without him, u guys r probly through. Perhaps it's reli time to let go?"
Cheerios pp!!
¶ J poppycocked at 9:01:00 PM
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Monday, August 30, 2004
yelps!
For one frig reason or another, i've nvr succeeded in my quest for fitness at the Jurong pool. For pp who r unaware, the bleddy pool is juz rite nxt to my blk, (some 2 stones throw away?) yet, i hv not once set foot in their waters. Mi n my swimmg buddy, Pin, hv avidly shown our support for the Clementi pool for wot's yrs now, frm whence we wud yank our beaten torsos to embark on the neverending journey home on bus 99, despite the fact dat the torturous voyage cud b shortened by a large margin if we wud juz visit the Jurong one since bof of us hv homes much nearer to the Jurong pool. Hoping to put an end to such irrationality, we dcided to try the latter today.
We had to back-track when we rched the entrance at 1pm s dey happened to only operate at 2.30pm on Mondays, so bof of us came bck to my place to stall time. When the much anticipated 1430hr struck, we went down immediately, hoping to beat the crowd. The coast was not exactly clear but we cud make do wif sharing the relatively huge pool wif a few other swimmers. Juz when i was submerged in their waters, i tot to myslf "Finally! The bad curse has been removed! Hooray!" After some 4 laps, realised my pie of the pool has been reduced...when i was at my 6th, realised the pie bcame a small puff....n at the 8th, my pie was a pea; the pool was swamped wif kids...
When i say kids, i mean beings who range frm toddlers to secondary sch boys n gers. S much s their rowdiness is irritating, their tendency to not look who is around dem is majorly irksome. Dey can kick u in the stomach/groin/parts of the anatomy dat reli hurts n continue to happily waddle away obliviously, leaving u in a condition u wish u cud grind ur teeth on dem, OR, dey wud turn around look u in the eye after feeling dey seem to hv kicked into something dat doesnt quite feels like the wall, n den continue to happily waddle away w/o an apology. Either way, it sucks, bcoz dey r by virtue, kids, so it isnt quite sane to lose ur temper at dem even when dey r obviously at fault s kids r assumed to b less sensible. Btw, if u r wondering, we loathe freestylers who hold the habit of NOT lookg out for traffic when dey swim too. I realised dat it is harder for a freestyler to look ahead of dem when swimming bcoz of the nature of the stroke but at least once in a while tilt ur bleddy head straight n upwards to check if u r abt to crash into somebody else!?
After all, we paid the same $1.50 u noe.
Back to the meddlesome kids. There was dis stupid boy who did his freestyle so near in my face i risked either being kicked or slapped by his wild limbs. FYI, he was swimming the breadth while i was juz innocently leaning against the wall for a breather, wch means he must hv traumatized other swimmers along the breadth b4 he rched mi. His amateurness in freestyling didnt exactly helped. The splashes he created were huge enuff to soak mi entirely if i was dry. I hastely turned my bck on him for i figured it wud hurt more if he kicked mi in my assets than my butt. He stopped after passing mi a lil', stood up, looked at mi, n traced his expedition bck shamelessly, traumatizing us poor leaners of the wall. And then came another bunch of boys who dared each other to silly challenges like who cud touch the floor/swim faster for, i tink..some 4 m/wrestling (again, alwaz drifting to bleddy near mi or other swimmers). Did i oredi mention dey were shouting madly s well? We left when even more kids came. Seems like dey were going to hold a lesson. AAaaarghz...
I was intrigued at the state of the bathroom. Mayb i m too used to the spacious one at Clementi, mayb i'm a spoilt bitch...wadever the reason, i was INTRIGUED. It was so tiny..n dark..n kinda gross..i duno y but while bathing, the idea dat the water supply mayb coming frm a suspicious source kept hitting on mi. I was paranoid enuff to end my mandatory half an hr after-shower to some 10 min or so. I juz cudnt wait to get out of the bathroom. The xtent of how unez n disturbed i was at dat moment cud ezily make mi eligible for claustrophobia-cum-obsessive-compulsive-disorder therapy. S soon s Pin was out of the showers, i scrambled home asap n hopped into my bathroom the instant i put down my bag for some massive soaping n a reli thorough scrub. I reli tot i wud probly die of bacteria invasion...
Dammit. I still feel kinda unstably flaky now. 1st n the last time there.
¶ J poppycocked at 6:05:00 PM
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We had to back-track when we rched the entrance at 1pm s dey happened to only operate at 2.30pm on Mondays, so bof of us came bck to my place to stall time. When the much anticipated 1430hr struck, we went down immediately, hoping to beat the crowd. The coast was not exactly clear but we cud make do wif sharing the relatively huge pool wif a few other swimmers. Juz when i was submerged in their waters, i tot to myslf "Finally! The bad curse has been removed! Hooray!" After some 4 laps, realised my pie of the pool has been reduced...when i was at my 6th, realised the pie bcame a small puff....n at the 8th, my pie was a pea; the pool was swamped wif kids...
When i say kids, i mean beings who range frm toddlers to secondary sch boys n gers. S much s their rowdiness is irritating, their tendency to not look who is around dem is majorly irksome. Dey can kick u in the stomach/groin/parts of the anatomy dat reli hurts n continue to happily waddle away obliviously, leaving u in a condition u wish u cud grind ur teeth on dem, OR, dey wud turn around look u in the eye after feeling dey seem to hv kicked into something dat doesnt quite feels like the wall, n den continue to happily waddle away w/o an apology. Either way, it sucks, bcoz dey r by virtue, kids, so it isnt quite sane to lose ur temper at dem even when dey r obviously at fault s kids r assumed to b less sensible. Btw, if u r wondering, we loathe freestylers who hold the habit of NOT lookg out for traffic when dey swim too. I realised dat it is harder for a freestyler to look ahead of dem when swimming bcoz of the nature of the stroke but at least once in a while tilt ur bleddy head straight n upwards to check if u r abt to crash into somebody else!?
After all, we paid the same $1.50 u noe.
Back to the meddlesome kids. There was dis stupid boy who did his freestyle so near in my face i risked either being kicked or slapped by his wild limbs. FYI, he was swimming the breadth while i was juz innocently leaning against the wall for a breather, wch means he must hv traumatized other swimmers along the breadth b4 he rched mi. His amateurness in freestyling didnt exactly helped. The splashes he created were huge enuff to soak mi entirely if i was dry. I hastely turned my bck on him for i figured it wud hurt more if he kicked mi in my assets than my butt. He stopped after passing mi a lil', stood up, looked at mi, n traced his expedition bck shamelessly, traumatizing us poor leaners of the wall. And then came another bunch of boys who dared each other to silly challenges like who cud touch the floor/swim faster for, i tink..some 4 m/wrestling (again, alwaz drifting to bleddy near mi or other swimmers). Did i oredi mention dey were shouting madly s well? We left when even more kids came. Seems like dey were going to hold a lesson. AAaaarghz...
I was intrigued at the state of the bathroom. Mayb i m too used to the spacious one at Clementi, mayb i'm a spoilt bitch...wadever the reason, i was INTRIGUED. It was so tiny..n dark..n kinda gross..i duno y but while bathing, the idea dat the water supply mayb coming frm a suspicious source kept hitting on mi. I was paranoid enuff to end my mandatory half an hr after-shower to some 10 min or so. I juz cudnt wait to get out of the bathroom. The xtent of how unez n disturbed i was at dat moment cud ezily make mi eligible for claustrophobia-cum-obsessive-compulsive-disorder therapy. S soon s Pin was out of the showers, i scrambled home asap n hopped into my bathroom the instant i put down my bag for some massive soaping n a reli thorough scrub. I reli tot i wud probly die of bacteria invasion...
Dammit. I still feel kinda unstably flaky now. 1st n the last time there.
¶ J poppycocked at 6:05:00 PM
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Wednesday, August 25, 2004
dating in singapore.........
...........is so mundane.
And the govt is constantly harping on how low our birth rates r...how to xpect romance flying when there r less than pathetic number of activities a couple can do?
Accpnied Mo to shop for his non-ah tiong jeans at JP juz now. (Yayee! Proves my whining works...buahaaha..it's reli rare he wans 2 shop.) Anyway, s much s i'm sian-ed at the idea of visiting the mall, yet again, i cant seem to come up wif any bright suggestions on my side s well. Plus the fact dat all malls here almoz hv the same retails n sell almoz similar stuff, even the food selection is pretty standardized. The concept is juz like the idea of pasar malams here; pithily, banal, so even going further to some other malls to get the same item in the hope dat u cud stop patronizing the same one for the 9174817 th time, doesnt reli make sense. Bleah..
Of coz i remain steadfast to the blief dat company reigns over the location, but i didnt say location doesnt matter a single bit?! It is nvrtheless without a doubt i stil enjoyed myslf wif him even if we r shoppg for groceries or juz walking?!
But see, even a reli quixotic date here is pretty much decided. Dinner at some fancy restaurant followed by a customary movie n perhaps a night walk on the beach (wch oni spells Pasir Ris, East Coast or the one dat previously bears the name of Pulau Hantu). At best, a typical end to the date wif a late night supper at the regular nite spots like Geylang, Lau Pa Sat, Chomp Chomp, Bt Timah or some random 24 hrs kopitiams. But then again, there r oni so many nite spots in Singapore u noe...pretty much accounts for y the open-air hawker a.k.a Da Pai Dang at Somerset was such a huge hit despite the non-impressive food variety n quality for dat matter, not to mention the high possibility of walking out smelling like the place afterwards. The novelty was the appeal.
Wot else do other Singapore couples do when dey go pa toh? Ermmm...chiong? Fly kite? Picnic? Sports? Go Sentosa suntan? Stay at home watch tv?
p/s: thx HL! It worked! I m so going to abuse it..Hehe..
¶ J poppycocked at 10:31:00 PM
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And the govt is constantly harping on how low our birth rates r...how to xpect romance flying when there r less than pathetic number of activities a couple can do?
Accpnied Mo to shop for his non-ah tiong jeans at JP juz now. (Yayee! Proves my whining works...buahaaha..it's reli rare he wans 2 shop.) Anyway, s much s i'm sian-ed at the idea of visiting the mall, yet again, i cant seem to come up wif any bright suggestions on my side s well. Plus the fact dat all malls here almoz hv the same retails n sell almoz similar stuff, even the food selection is pretty standardized. The concept is juz like the idea of pasar malams here; pithily, banal, so even going further to some other malls to get the same item in the hope dat u cud stop patronizing the same one for the 9174817 th time, doesnt reli make sense. Bleah..
Of coz i remain steadfast to the blief dat company reigns over the location, but i didnt say location doesnt matter a single bit?! It is nvrtheless without a doubt i stil enjoyed myslf wif him even if we r shoppg for groceries or juz walking?!
But see, even a reli quixotic date here is pretty much decided. Dinner at some fancy restaurant followed by a customary movie n perhaps a night walk on the beach (wch oni spells Pasir Ris, East Coast or the one dat previously bears the name of Pulau Hantu). At best, a typical end to the date wif a late night supper at the regular nite spots like Geylang, Lau Pa Sat, Chomp Chomp, Bt Timah or some random 24 hrs kopitiams. But then again, there r oni so many nite spots in Singapore u noe...pretty much accounts for y the open-air hawker a.k.a Da Pai Dang at Somerset was such a huge hit despite the non-impressive food variety n quality for dat matter, not to mention the high possibility of walking out smelling like the place afterwards. The novelty was the appeal.
Wot else do other Singapore couples do when dey go pa toh? Ermmm...chiong? Fly kite? Picnic? Sports? Go Sentosa suntan? Stay at home watch tv?
p/s: thx HL! It worked! I m so going to abuse it..Hehe..
¶ J poppycocked at 10:31:00 PM
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Spreading joy.
My bro took dis earlier on. Apparently his new toy has standard neo-prints-like frames so we tried it out, at MY expense. Dis is so gonna freak Mo out..i like the idea oredi. Heh. I shall not post the other 2 coz in my opinion dey wud horrendously defame mi. Buahaha...O can c the huge pimple on my cheek? Yes it's relentlessly bugging mi.
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Mi n my teddy.
¶ J poppycocked at 1:53:00 AM
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Mi n my teddy.
¶ J poppycocked at 1:53:00 AM
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Monday, August 23, 2004
accks.
I'm attempting to write my resume, FINALLY, i noe. Even my bro's gf was puzzled where my sudden urge emerged frm. But let's juz say dat i'm still collectg samples to c how other pp do it coz apparently i found out there r like a million n two ways to go about doink it. Not dat i didnt write my resume before, but dis is the ACTUAL battlefield we r toking abt so of coz i wud b more meticulous n uptight abt it. Even tho my kind bro had willingly showed mi his for reference, i still hv no frigging idea how to begin. Didnt noe dat goon has soooooooo many technical skills and i must say juz reading his resume shrunk mi by a biggie. Darn. Then there's dis part about "Career Objective", i dunch even hv a type of job in mind yet...how the hell m i spose to noe wot to fill in for my CAREER OBJECTIVE!? Can't put "I hope to be a millionaire A.S.A.P" can i!!?? Duh. And ever since dat quarrel b/w mi n Empress Dowager abt my current unemployed status topped off wif my severe nonchalence, she has resorted to the communication channel of: Her-->Brother-->Pep-Talk-->Me. Re-Duh. *whine...whine...whine...*
Anyway, i took a nap during the early evening, ard 5.50pm coz i was so frigging xhausted coz i slpt late laz nite watchg Olys. Set my alarm to 6.45 so i cud perhaps be less owl-ly 2nite but i concussed till like 7.30 b4 Empress Dowager mandated a decree for mi to crawl to kitchen for dinner. I had a silly dream; dreamt i wento Lot 1 wif Chunz n some other pp n apparently i pillioned her there. YES, i said PILLIONED. Then i was sposed to send her home later but i 4got where the carpark was, n where i parked my bike. -_-' PLUS i duno the route home as i was following Mo's car when we went n sumhow he wasnt wif us when we hv to leave..... -_-
Well, the nap was necessary, given the wretched state i was in b4 it. But when i opened my eyes, i didnt noe where i was or rber wot timezone i was in. Totally lost in space. Gdness..i tink i was reli deep in slp or stg, for my head was heavy s lead when i woke up to reality. Enigmatic. Where do our souls go when we lose consciousness during sleep?
¶ J poppycocked at 10:12:00 PM
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Anyway, i took a nap during the early evening, ard 5.50pm coz i was so frigging xhausted coz i slpt late laz nite watchg Olys. Set my alarm to 6.45 so i cud perhaps be less owl-ly 2nite but i concussed till like 7.30 b4 Empress Dowager mandated a decree for mi to crawl to kitchen for dinner. I had a silly dream; dreamt i wento Lot 1 wif Chunz n some other pp n apparently i pillioned her there. YES, i said PILLIONED. Then i was sposed to send her home later but i 4got where the carpark was, n where i parked my bike. -_-' PLUS i duno the route home as i was following Mo's car when we went n sumhow he wasnt wif us when we hv to leave..... -_-
Well, the nap was necessary, given the wretched state i was in b4 it. But when i opened my eyes, i didnt noe where i was or rber wot timezone i was in. Totally lost in space. Gdness..i tink i was reli deep in slp or stg, for my head was heavy s lead when i woke up to reality. Enigmatic. Where do our souls go when we lose consciousness during sleep?
¶ J poppycocked at 10:12:00 PM
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Sunday, August 22, 2004
shitty weather...
I'm totally cooped up 2day. I hate Sundays...plus it looks like it's 40deg outside now..I'm thorougly convinced anything i touch wud go "pssssssssssssss..." accompanied by an ending trail of spiralling smoke under dis killer sun. AAaargh..it hurts to even stare.
Ok, the lethargy mite oso partially b bcoz it's dat time of the month again. Dreadful; the hormonal balance is completely off equilibrium...the state of my biology during dis phase is wholly capable of inflicting neediness, whiney-ness, edgy-ness n delirium. EVERYTHING is exasperating...n NOTHING is rite...I wanto go swimmmmmmmeeeennnnngggg.......
Anyway, i finally met my bro's gf laz nite, had supper wif her s well. She's reeli petite (her feet r so tiny!!) but pretty well-endowed for her size...*sniggers* (dat lucky ass..)..ermmm..decently pleasant looking, the typical guai guai kuan, n slightly msian-accented. 1st time i witness my bro in a r/s n 1st time i c him holding another ger's hand n boy does it feels weird! But he seems so in lurrrrrrrrvee...gd for him. O well, guess the dissing of msians hv to subside for a while now. *Hums: ~I feel it in my fingers...I feel it in my toes....Luv is all ard mi...n so the feeling goes..~*
If there's one happy event to blog abt, it wud b the soft-shell crab i greedily shoved down my throat for dinner laz nite. U noe it is a REAL xtravaganza to do dat when u r in poverty?! It was sooo nice i tot i mite juz tear on the spot or stg....*LOL* OK dat's bull. But the part abt it being divinely yummy, affirmative. Juz had to sacrifice miting Chunz, Sia, DB n supportg Zhu Zhu...haha...Blame the crab. Hey! I'm sufferg frm the aftermath okkkk! Well, the luxurious meal obviously left mi broke-er than broke, s it appropriated a cool $16 away frm an oredi-veri-broke-person..Must b some kinda bad karma...Fug X A-Veri-Big-Number.
Hate Sundays.
¶ J poppycocked at 5:17:00 PM
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Ok, the lethargy mite oso partially b bcoz it's dat time of the month again. Dreadful; the hormonal balance is completely off equilibrium...the state of my biology during dis phase is wholly capable of inflicting neediness, whiney-ness, edgy-ness n delirium. EVERYTHING is exasperating...n NOTHING is rite...I wanto go swimmmmmmmeeeennnnngggg.......
Anyway, i finally met my bro's gf laz nite, had supper wif her s well. She's reeli petite (her feet r so tiny!!) but pretty well-endowed for her size...*sniggers* (dat lucky ass..)..ermmm..decently pleasant looking, the typical guai guai kuan, n slightly msian-accented. 1st time i witness my bro in a r/s n 1st time i c him holding another ger's hand n boy does it feels weird! But he seems so in lurrrrrrrrvee...gd for him. O well, guess the dissing of msians hv to subside for a while now. *Hums: ~I feel it in my fingers...I feel it in my toes....Luv is all ard mi...n so the feeling goes..~*
If there's one happy event to blog abt, it wud b the soft-shell crab i greedily shoved down my throat for dinner laz nite. U noe it is a REAL xtravaganza to do dat when u r in poverty?! It was sooo nice i tot i mite juz tear on the spot or stg....*LOL* OK dat's bull. But the part abt it being divinely yummy, affirmative. Juz had to sacrifice miting Chunz, Sia, DB n supportg Zhu Zhu...haha...Blame the crab. Hey! I'm sufferg frm the aftermath okkkk! Well, the luxurious meal obviously left mi broke-er than broke, s it appropriated a cool $16 away frm an oredi-veri-broke-person..Must b some kinda bad karma...Fug X A-Veri-Big-Number.
Hate Sundays.
¶ J poppycocked at 5:17:00 PM
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Friday, August 20, 2004
i shd b banned frm caffeine....
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....altho dat wud oso mean ur life wud seriously b endangered..........
O for pp who r wondering, yes i'm still alive. Not dat i've survived the promised spin tho, unfortch, but i sorta chickened out after reading some1's blog, Shilling's i tink, i was reminded dat it's the time of the year again---Zee 7th month. *cringed* Not dat i hv a guilty conscience or wot (coz i reli dun...dun hv!dun hv!) but when it comes to paranormal stuff like dis, my guts will automatically instantly shrink by half. Dat is oso y i dun watch horror shows...bcoz...ok i admit, i tink i mite juz shrivel up in my seat n die or stg...I nided a pill to calm my nerves after catchg The Ring(!!! i noe....*deadpans*) midnite in the theatre as i was so fugging traumatized i was insomniac dat very nite.....no thx to the incredibly trusty n augmenting dolby surrounds...-_-' After dat Freak Show, comes 13th Ghost...n yep, dat pretty much marks the end of my economical contribution to the horror film industry. So yes, in summary, DUN ASK MI TO WATCH HORROR FLICKS. Thk yew veri much.
Anyway, i m currently suffering from a post-over-dosage of coffee.....s usual, but dis time round topping it off wif dark chocolate. Yummy! Basically the effects frm over-caffeination, 4 mi at the veri least, restlessness n hyperactivity. At least dis many poor souls; KMingz, Mo, Kelvin, Pin n Ruz had to bear the brunt of my baloney in the earlier hrs of dis evening. Speaking of wch, i shd hv juz channelled the xtra energy to jogging juz now...if not for all the dark chocs i senselessly devoured. Ermm..nvm i'll b gg swimming later...(Blue skies pls?)
Meanwhile, i suspect everytg i hv typed in dis entry wud probly look like gibberish when i come bck to read it 2mr, or rather, when the effect wears off.
Or...at least when the world looks less topsy-turvy.
p/s: Zhang Xueling looks like she's not gg to beat dat over-trained PRK frig...n i juz realized juz now she's frm China too...Fug. Dis is all too depressing.
¶ J poppycocked at 12:13:00 AM¶
Wednesday, August 18, 2004
wot is wrong wif mi...
Fu Hong msged mi out of the blue laz nite around 1 odd. He hasnt been contacting mi ever since dat fateful incident some months ago n it felt queer to read a familiar yet distant name off my fone. He sounds like he hasnt changed a single bit.
Anyway, he fed mi wif the latest happenings in his life n wot he had been up to for dis whole time. I told him abt my life now, n i declared i'm taken s well, juz in case. O he changed bike AGAIN. He rides a Super Four now. And he reminded mi, half-cheekily-half-seriously, of the one "bike nab" he owed mi n he said it's time to clear his debt. S if possessed, i actly said OK. Perhaps something numbed my heart laz nite and it didnt go away dis morning i woke up. He wanted to mit 2nite, but i figured i wud b too beaten to crawl out of my house after the swim, so i suggested Thursday nite. He says he'll confirm wif mi again but tentatively, we r due to mit tomoro nite, late. Less traffic n cooler he says.
I hven been doink dis for a long time now. I almost forgot i miss doink dis. Those 2 morons...bang seh mi once dey got attached..some pals. Eh Wilson n Mel, if u r reading dis, i hv stg to say to u 2........."Zhong Se Qing You!!!!!!!" LOL...Despite so, my palms actly turned cold juz tinking abt the spin. (Or izit bcoz of the fan directly zua-ing mi frm behind??) I'm strangely uptight abt it. I wonder y......mayb my guts shrunk? Haha...I told him to som pa to get mi home in one piece n to not fling mi off, coz he can go insanely fast......n i hope he doesnt traumatize other drivers again *shudders* I wonder where we wud b going tho......
I'll blog abt it if i make it bck alive. Promise. Pray for mi.
¶ J poppycocked at 9:20:00 PM
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Anyway, he fed mi wif the latest happenings in his life n wot he had been up to for dis whole time. I told him abt my life now, n i declared i'm taken s well, juz in case. O he changed bike AGAIN. He rides a Super Four now. And he reminded mi, half-cheekily-half-seriously, of the one "bike nab" he owed mi n he said it's time to clear his debt. S if possessed, i actly said OK. Perhaps something numbed my heart laz nite and it didnt go away dis morning i woke up. He wanted to mit 2nite, but i figured i wud b too beaten to crawl out of my house after the swim, so i suggested Thursday nite. He says he'll confirm wif mi again but tentatively, we r due to mit tomoro nite, late. Less traffic n cooler he says.
I hven been doink dis for a long time now. I almost forgot i miss doink dis. Those 2 morons...bang seh mi once dey got attached..some pals. Eh Wilson n Mel, if u r reading dis, i hv stg to say to u 2........."Zhong Se Qing You!!!!!!!" LOL...Despite so, my palms actly turned cold juz tinking abt the spin. (Or izit bcoz of the fan directly zua-ing mi frm behind??) I'm strangely uptight abt it. I wonder y......mayb my guts shrunk? Haha...I told him to som pa to get mi home in one piece n to not fling mi off, coz he can go insanely fast......n i hope he doesnt traumatize other drivers again *shudders* I wonder where we wud b going tho......
I'll blog abt it if i make it bck alive. Promise. Pray for mi.
¶ J poppycocked at 9:20:00 PM
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Tuesday, August 17, 2004
obsessed wif olympics.
Watched Olympics till late laz nite...was waiting for the Ian Thorpe Vs Michael Phelps 200m to start..dey nvr start on time! Aiya..Phelps didnt even come in 2nd..Ok now i'm maboh-ed. Original intention was to wake up at 9.30am dis morning to catch Sychronised Swimming but apparently i oni managed to open 1 eye at abt 11am, juz in time to catch the last round of the 3m Springboard event for men. Greece got the the gold. Caught the Susilo Vs Joppien badminton match live juz now s well. Exhilarating i must say. Boy is Li Jiawei a lucky/rich girl...*envious*
Anyway, bsides watching Olympics, today was totally worthless. Basically, it was wasted on waiting n waiting......n more waiting. The best part juz hit mi a moment ago when my fone beeped, hey! Guess wot? No prize for getting it rite---all those waiting was for NOTHING. Well done. Dis is the exact situation where my current unemployed status is totally exploited; where pp bliv i hv all the time in the world n it wudnt matter if dey kept mi waiting for the whole dae or tell mi last minute abt planz dcided or planz changed while tinking i shd b able to mit up to the sudden situations n b at their beck n call bcoz i'm not in sch n not at work. And the bester than best part is, dis is not the 1st time such nonsense happened.
I do not like to b informed laz minute bcoz i nid time to get ready n I do not like to rush prepping, I do not like obliviousness, I do not like pp wif a lack of iniativeness, I do not like pp who do not use their common sense, I do not like pp who take other pp for granted n i certainly do not like waiting...or make pp wait for mi...not to mention for nothing.
To all frens reading dis, if u tell ur frenz u wanto mit dem, MIT DEM. I m sure dey wun gif a shit who else is gg or not gg, or if the Queen is coming. S long s u r there. And I'm sure it doesn't take a genius to figure out who gifs a damn n who don't.
And for the record, there's a reason y things happen the way it happened n dis time round, i tink i hv every right to b pissed, if not for a while. SO SUE MI.
¶ J poppycocked at 8:05:00 PM
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x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x
Anyway, bsides watching Olympics, today was totally worthless. Basically, it was wasted on waiting n waiting......n more waiting. The best part juz hit mi a moment ago when my fone beeped, hey! Guess wot? No prize for getting it rite---all those waiting was for NOTHING. Well done. Dis is the exact situation where my current unemployed status is totally exploited; where pp bliv i hv all the time in the world n it wudnt matter if dey kept mi waiting for the whole dae or tell mi last minute abt planz dcided or planz changed while tinking i shd b able to mit up to the sudden situations n b at their beck n call bcoz i'm not in sch n not at work. And the bester than best part is, dis is not the 1st time such nonsense happened.
WRONG.
I do not like to b informed laz minute bcoz i nid time to get ready n I do not like to rush prepping, I do not like obliviousness, I do not like pp wif a lack of iniativeness, I do not like pp who do not use their common sense, I do not like pp who take other pp for granted n i certainly do not like waiting...or make pp wait for mi...not to mention for nothing.
To all frens reading dis, if u tell ur frenz u wanto mit dem, MIT DEM. I m sure dey wun gif a shit who else is gg or not gg, or if the Queen is coming. S long s u r there. And I'm sure it doesn't take a genius to figure out who gifs a damn n who don't.
And for the record, there's a reason y things happen the way it happened n dis time round, i tink i hv every right to b pissed, if not for a while. SO SUE MI.
¶ J poppycocked at 8:05:00 PM
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Sunday, August 15, 2004
it's sunday again.
I'm waiting for Mo to come so i tot i wud juz drop a short blog s i foresee succumbing to laziness when i finally make it home. (IF i can make it home..)
Anyway, we r gg for the fireworks...AGAIN...despite the foreseeable stampede. Remind mi y m i risking my life again...?? -_-' ...Wish mi luck.
I've changed my template for the blog again, after realising the 1st change was similar to JL's..oops..sori...not intentional. Darn, it's times like dis i wish i noe a lil' programming...so i cud personalize the blog abit. Meanwhile i'll juz hv to make do wif the plain o' boring standardized template. zzzz...
O well, so much for post-Fri the 13th suay-ness..apparently some kind folks who read my blog for yday were rather stunned by my infuriated entry. Hurhur...altho we r stil not toking, but i'm fine, u nice people. Thx for the concern:) I feel so lurrrrrrrvvvved...haha...
And happy bday to raymond and hapi belated bday to JL..muacks muacks! It was on the...12th rite? *fiddles fingers sheepishly* :D Anyway, hope u had fun, hope Garry gv u a big shoppg voucher or the like, n hope u find a job soon, n hope u wud b happy everyday! Hehe..Sheng Ri Kuai Le!!!
Shit. Dey replaced my Gilmore Girls wif Olympics Ping Pong.
¶ J poppycocked at 6:11:00 PM
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Anyway, we r gg for the fireworks...AGAIN...despite the foreseeable stampede. Remind mi y m i risking my life again...?? -_-' ...Wish mi luck.
I've changed my template for the blog again, after realising the 1st change was similar to JL's..oops..sori...not intentional. Darn, it's times like dis i wish i noe a lil' programming...so i cud personalize the blog abit. Meanwhile i'll juz hv to make do wif the plain o' boring standardized template. zzzz...
O well, so much for post-Fri the 13th suay-ness..apparently some kind folks who read my blog for yday were rather stunned by my infuriated entry. Hurhur...altho we r stil not toking, but i'm fine, u nice people. Thx for the concern:) I feel so lurrrrrrrvvvved...haha...
And happy bday to raymond and hapi belated bday to JL..muacks muacks! It was on the...12th rite? *fiddles fingers sheepishly* :D Anyway, hope u had fun, hope Garry gv u a big shoppg voucher or the like, n hope u find a job soon, n hope u wud b happy everyday! Hehe..Sheng Ri Kuai Le!!!
Shit. Dey replaced my Gilmore Girls wif Olympics Ping Pong.
¶ J poppycocked at 6:11:00 PM
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Saturday, August 14, 2004
shitty saturday.
I wanto move out.
I m sick n tired of living under the same roof wif people who refuse to c things my way. I m sick n tired of living under the same roof wif people who refuse to c things my way n demand i live MY life THEIR way.
I m sick n tired of living under the same roof wif people who dun gif a shit of how I feel and wud rather compel mi to do things against my own will bcoz THEY dun like the way i live MY life.
I m sick n tired of living under the same roof wif people who take mi for granted n deem it natural for mi to be altruistically dedicated in fulfilling obstinate n illogical conventional obligations.
I m sick n tired of living under the same roof wif people who do not comprehend the simple concept of "Happiness" and insist people who do, to gif it up.
I m sick n tired of living under the same roof wif people who refuse to believe that i am the way i am now bcoz dey made mi dis way. In fact, i tink i am EVEN BETTER than who i was supposed to turn out. At least i am not a blardy puppet.
I m sick n tired of living under the same roof wif people who blieve that juz bcoz dey had raised mi, dey hv the rite to dictate my life n i m at their mercy bcoz PARENTS r supposed to be a big deal.
Yes i am grateful for all dis years of inculcation and resources spent on my education but if it means hving to live my life like i owe it to you, i rather not have receive such blessings. I did not waste 17 yrs of my life to be plagued by annoying cajoles to return you wot i have owed you, incessant whinings of how much i MUST altruistically gif you every month, and absurd comparisons wif your frens' alwaz-more-wonderful-than-mi-children. YOU chose to bring mi to dis world, I did not. If you hv wanted mi to do nothing but obey blindly, you should not hv sent mi to school in the first place, bcoz dat is where dey tich children to THINK. You should hv juz adopted a retard.
I m sori to say dis, but PARENTS r not a big deal to mi. I rather live alone than to hv to attend to all ur whimsical filial piety crap. Yes, u paid for my upbringing n my shelter but dat doesnt gif u the rite to dictate my life n coerce mi to live it in the way u deem is best bcoz it is best FOR YOU, NOT ME. And i hope all ur frens who gv u endless suggestions of how to torture mi so i wud eventually gif in to YOUR WAY, wind up alone in dilapidated Nursing Homes where dey wud pine for their children to come visit everyday IN VAIN bcoz their children, like mi, realise how evil all of u fuckers reli are! How is the way i live my life going to make a blardy fucking difference to ur lives huhh?!?!? Not like if i bcome a millionaire i wud share my fortune wif u, so y poke ur fucking big fat nose into other people's family affairs!? I hope all of u go to hell. N stay there.
If saying wot i said makes mi sound like an ingrate to u, then so be it. It is not in my intention to offend anybody, n i duno y it wud, but it's my blog n i can say wotever i wan. Live wif it.
¶ J poppycocked at 4:53:00 PM
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I m sick n tired of living under the same roof wif people who refuse to c things my way. I m sick n tired of living under the same roof wif people who refuse to c things my way n demand i live MY life THEIR way.
I m sick n tired of living under the same roof wif people who dun gif a shit of how I feel and wud rather compel mi to do things against my own will bcoz THEY dun like the way i live MY life.
I m sick n tired of living under the same roof wif people who take mi for granted n deem it natural for mi to be altruistically dedicated in fulfilling obstinate n illogical conventional obligations.
I m sick n tired of living under the same roof wif people who do not comprehend the simple concept of "Happiness" and insist people who do, to gif it up.
I m sick n tired of living under the same roof wif people who refuse to believe that i am the way i am now bcoz dey made mi dis way. In fact, i tink i am EVEN BETTER than who i was supposed to turn out. At least i am not a blardy puppet.
I m sick n tired of living under the same roof wif people who blieve that juz bcoz dey had raised mi, dey hv the rite to dictate my life n i m at their mercy bcoz PARENTS r supposed to be a big deal.
Yes i am grateful for all dis years of inculcation and resources spent on my education but if it means hving to live my life like i owe it to you, i rather not have receive such blessings. I did not waste 17 yrs of my life to be plagued by annoying cajoles to return you wot i have owed you, incessant whinings of how much i MUST altruistically gif you every month, and absurd comparisons wif your frens' alwaz-more-wonderful-than-mi-children. YOU chose to bring mi to dis world, I did not. If you hv wanted mi to do nothing but obey blindly, you should not hv sent mi to school in the first place, bcoz dat is where dey tich children to THINK. You should hv juz adopted a retard.
I m sori to say dis, but PARENTS r not a big deal to mi. I rather live alone than to hv to attend to all ur whimsical filial piety crap. Yes, u paid for my upbringing n my shelter but dat doesnt gif u the rite to dictate my life n coerce mi to live it in the way u deem is best bcoz it is best FOR YOU, NOT ME. And i hope all ur frens who gv u endless suggestions of how to torture mi so i wud eventually gif in to YOUR WAY, wind up alone in dilapidated Nursing Homes where dey wud pine for their children to come visit everyday IN VAIN bcoz their children, like mi, realise how evil all of u fuckers reli are! How is the way i live my life going to make a blardy fucking difference to ur lives huhh?!?!? Not like if i bcome a millionaire i wud share my fortune wif u, so y poke ur fucking big fat nose into other people's family affairs!? I hope all of u go to hell. N stay there.
If saying wot i said makes mi sound like an ingrate to u, then so be it. It is not in my intention to offend anybody, n i duno y it wud, but it's my blog n i can say wotever i wan. Live wif it.
¶ J poppycocked at 4:53:00 PM
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Friday, August 13, 2004
juz a day.
Today i woke up feelg spurred. I actly felt driven to churn out dat long overdue resume, for wotever reasons. But of coz dat wud mean i will hv to survive inhaling yrs of dust plus battle generations of cobwebs n nonsense stacked in my shelves. And trust mi, nonsense is but an understatement.
Some of the certs n docs r still missing, o well, i guess i will hv to wait till another day (hopefully the motivation revisits -_-' ) coz i cudnt tolerate those particles floating ard n landing on mi, so i jumped into the shower after i was done packing dat oni cupboard. O boy! I found my a maths exercise books: d/dx ln f(x) = f'(x)/f(x) Therefore, Intergrate [f'(x)/f(x)]dx = ln f(x) ?!?!?!?!?! Gdness gracious! I dun even recognise ANY of these anymore...buahaha...o n i chanced upon my neo print book, n i m ultra amazed by my own collection...geez..lotsa dem r of the nanhua people..many i dun recall how it landed wif mi..n some faces i dun even recognize...n quite a few consisting of odd combinations. I hv dis urge to scan it in n put it on the blog coz i tink the idea is going to seriously freak people out...hahaha...
It is all coming back to mi again...do u still remember?
The Guys- Spotting fringes wch r on the verge of threadg beyond the silly disciplinary rules. Fringe above eyebrows n the sides r not allowed to touch the ears. Pah!! Some hv their fringes long or wavy or frizzy, not to mention constantly wet or majorly gelled. Some naively tinking wetting it n tucking it behind ears or combing it among hair wud escape Mrs Fong/Mr Low's eagle eyes. All had to b on the constant lookout for Mr Low's appearance, to prevent being scared to death by his thunderous bellow of "EH!BOY!", normally coming unprecendented from behind, especially after a game of basketball or soccer during recess where most guys hv their shirts tucked out. And then comes dis sly-looking dude Mr Lam. Need i say more?
The Girls: Collar-lengthed hair n plaits for dancers. Some insisting their faintly highlighted hair is their 1) natural color 2) bcoz dey swim alot 3) bcoz of the sun 4) bcoz their mother blivs it's a more auspicious color to dio Toto or 4D; n all sorta other crappy xcuses when kena caught. Some common captions for the neo prints r "Cutie Pies", "Lessies", "Bitches Rule", n we even blived it was cool. The blouse must either b very tucked in or very tucked out, n high socks were in vogue. So were sharp combs, for bof the guys n the gers. We wetted our hair alot too coz those were ages where rebonding didnt exist. And the ah lians had the trademarked feelered-like fringes. O n we reli detested Mr Thomas.
Hilarious. O n i still hv the nanhua graduation book!!! U can request to c it if u've lost urs, then we can laff madly together..*LOL* Everybody looked RELI RELI young bck den...haiz wch reminds mi of my lost youth again....damn.
¶ J poppycocked at 9:54:00 PM
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Some of the certs n docs r still missing, o well, i guess i will hv to wait till another day (hopefully the motivation revisits -_-' ) coz i cudnt tolerate those particles floating ard n landing on mi, so i jumped into the shower after i was done packing dat oni cupboard. O boy! I found my a maths exercise books: d/dx ln f(x) = f'(x)/f(x) Therefore, Intergrate [f'(x)/f(x)]dx = ln f(x) ?!?!?!?!?! Gdness gracious! I dun even recognise ANY of these anymore...buahaha...o n i chanced upon my neo print book, n i m ultra amazed by my own collection...geez..lotsa dem r of the nanhua people..many i dun recall how it landed wif mi..n some faces i dun even recognize...n quite a few consisting of odd combinations. I hv dis urge to scan it in n put it on the blog coz i tink the idea is going to seriously freak people out...hahaha...
It is all coming back to mi again...do u still remember?
The Guys- Spotting fringes wch r on the verge of threadg beyond the silly disciplinary rules. Fringe above eyebrows n the sides r not allowed to touch the ears. Pah!! Some hv their fringes long or wavy or frizzy, not to mention constantly wet or majorly gelled. Some naively tinking wetting it n tucking it behind ears or combing it among hair wud escape Mrs Fong/Mr Low's eagle eyes. All had to b on the constant lookout for Mr Low's appearance, to prevent being scared to death by his thunderous bellow of "EH!BOY!", normally coming unprecendented from behind, especially after a game of basketball or soccer during recess where most guys hv their shirts tucked out. And then comes dis sly-looking dude Mr Lam. Need i say more?
The Girls: Collar-lengthed hair n plaits for dancers. Some insisting their faintly highlighted hair is their 1) natural color 2) bcoz dey swim alot 3) bcoz of the sun 4) bcoz their mother blivs it's a more auspicious color to dio Toto or 4D; n all sorta other crappy xcuses when kena caught. Some common captions for the neo prints r "Cutie Pies", "Lessies", "Bitches Rule", n we even blived it was cool. The blouse must either b very tucked in or very tucked out, n high socks were in vogue. So were sharp combs, for bof the guys n the gers. We wetted our hair alot too coz those were ages where rebonding didnt exist. And the ah lians had the trademarked feelered-like fringes. O n we reli detested Mr Thomas.
Hilarious. O n i still hv the nanhua graduation book!!! U can request to c it if u've lost urs, then we can laff madly together..*LOL* Everybody looked RELI RELI young bck den...haiz wch reminds mi of my lost youth again....damn.
¶ J poppycocked at 9:54:00 PM
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Thursday, August 12, 2004
if life can b simpler..
Despite being [broke X (some-colossal-infinity)], i caught Catwoman earlier on. Well nothing too unprecedented, altho the plot wasn't ur typical gd o' story of the action heros. And dey changed Catwoman's original identity from some big crook boss (s evident from the perpetual Batman V.S. Catwoman situatns) to a mysterious lonesome super heroine. But nvrtheless, i was kinda delighted that the show surpassed my xpectations. After all, i tot Spiderman was crap.
It's 1 of those female empowering movies, the after effect obviously leaving the supposedly second sex feeling almoz invincible. Haha! U noe it's those kinda feeling dat positively heighten the possibilities of secret gender scenarios fantasies actly materialising in reality? For instance; dissing ur jerk boss in public n pinning him down on the neck wif 1 cot shoe while hving ur arms smugly plunked on ur waist... ...-_-' hmmm ok dat wud probly require some superhuman courage or the like... ...oh! or flicking ur sometimes highly-irritatingly-shallow bf n uttering "U r nothing but a speck!" in his face before he rotates 360degrees further n further away 2wards the remoter universe by virtue of the potent flick inflicted by ur suddenly very formidable fingers. Ok u get the idea.
The other movie of such kind in my recollection was Coyote Ugly. Dats y till date, it's still ranking on the top of my chart for Fave Movies. Plus dey've got Andy Garcia, gd grief! How happy r the gers oredi huhh??!? Ahem. Ok getting serious. Catwoman's quite fab frankly, worth watching la...of coz it wudnt hurt dat Benjamin Bratt is...major oooh la la~~ Heh. But it is quite forgettable (read: i dun feel omnipotent anymore) while i distinctly rbered being in awe wif Coyote Ugly for a relatively long time even very much after the movie.
Well, perhaps if i hv caught Coyote Ugly in present times or rather, again, i mite b less blown away...? Who noes? Mortals morph a big deal anyway.
¶ J poppycocked at 11:03:00 PM
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It's 1 of those female empowering movies, the after effect obviously leaving the supposedly second sex feeling almoz invincible. Haha! U noe it's those kinda feeling dat positively heighten the possibilities of secret gender scenarios fantasies actly materialising in reality? For instance; dissing ur jerk boss in public n pinning him down on the neck wif 1 cot shoe while hving ur arms smugly plunked on ur waist... ...-_-' hmmm ok dat wud probly require some superhuman courage or the like... ...oh! or flicking ur sometimes highly-irritatingly-shallow bf n uttering "U r nothing but a speck!" in his face before he rotates 360degrees further n further away 2wards the remoter universe by virtue of the potent flick inflicted by ur suddenly very formidable fingers. Ok u get the idea.
The other movie of such kind in my recollection was Coyote Ugly. Dats y till date, it's still ranking on the top of my chart for Fave Movies. Plus dey've got Andy Garcia, gd grief! How happy r the gers oredi huhh??!? Ahem. Ok getting serious. Catwoman's quite fab frankly, worth watching la...of coz it wudnt hurt dat Benjamin Bratt is...major oooh la la~~ Heh. But it is quite forgettable (read: i dun feel omnipotent anymore) while i distinctly rbered being in awe wif Coyote Ugly for a relatively long time even very much after the movie.
Well, perhaps if i hv caught Coyote Ugly in present times or rather, again, i mite b less blown away...? Who noes? Mortals morph a big deal anyway.
¶ J poppycocked at 11:03:00 PM
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Wednesday, August 11, 2004
10 things i hate about u?!?
All gers should feel so familiar to dis! To the guys reading dis, print it out n recite it over n over again till it's in u or stg...or paste it on ur wall...hahaha...treat dis like ur relationship bible n nothing, at worst little, will go wrong :)
1) It is not ok to scratch ur crotch/butt crack/adjust ur underwear in public. If u really feel uncomfortable, excuse yourself to the loo and do what u have to do in private. When your gf can witness it, u r NOT in private.
2) Wash your hands after doing what u did in the loo. WITH soap.
3) Just because your maid does it, it doesn't mean that your gf has to do it.
4) Just because your maid does it, it doesn't mean that you don't have to do it.
5) Be appreciative when your gf cooks for u, no matter how awful it tastes, FINISH IT. And at least offer to wash the dishes for goodness's sake.
6) Too full/Not hungry/No appetite are but mere excuses on the planet Venus.
7) It is not ok to be tired when u are with us, even if u really are. Go home and sleep if u really are, yawning through the date will not get u more brownie points.
8) Small gifts once in a while are always pleasant. Yes, that precludes knowledge of her favourite flowers. If u duno already, shame on u!!!
9) It is ALWAYS gentlemanly to pay for your gf..
10) ...and so is sending her home...rain or shine.
¶ J poppycocked at 8:44:00 PM
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1) It is not ok to scratch ur crotch/butt crack/adjust ur underwear in public. If u really feel uncomfortable, excuse yourself to the loo and do what u have to do in private. When your gf can witness it, u r NOT in private.
2) Wash your hands after doing what u did in the loo. WITH soap.
3) Just because your maid does it, it doesn't mean that your gf has to do it.
4) Just because your maid does it, it doesn't mean that you don't have to do it.
5) Be appreciative when your gf cooks for u, no matter how awful it tastes, FINISH IT. And at least offer to wash the dishes for goodness's sake.
6) Too full/Not hungry/No appetite are but mere excuses on the planet Venus.
7) It is not ok to be tired when u are with us, even if u really are. Go home and sleep if u really are, yawning through the date will not get u more brownie points.
8) Small gifts once in a while are always pleasant. Yes, that precludes knowledge of her favourite flowers. If u duno already, shame on u!!!
9) It is ALWAYS gentlemanly to pay for your gf..
10) ...and so is sending her home...rain or shine.
¶ J poppycocked at 8:44:00 PM
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Tuesday, August 10, 2004
wot's wif people nowadays?
Oooh. After an approximate 500102 yrs, i went swimming 2day. Well, ntg much to quip abt the swimmg cept dat i shd probly say my prayers when i didnt drown in the 1.8m section, coz no surprises, my stamina, or rather the lack of it, didn't miraculously retain itslf during the "buffer period". -_- did i mention i binge myslf silly afterwch? No? Ummmz.....den nvm dat.
Anyway, saw another Tiger n Kitty today on the bus 99. Sheesh...wassup wif these kids nowadays?? Well dey were less performy den the previous couple, high chance bcoz dey were standing n the bus was reli sardine-packed. But do u tink it wud deter dem?? NOOooo! Of coz NOT!!!~ Nothing stands in the way of raging testosterones!!! Dey were pretty much feeling each other out WHILE standing until dis ah-neh sorta stood so close to dem dey hv to stop hugging so dey cud hv more room to shift away from the ah neh..buahahaha....wait, i changed my mind, i wudnt call dat hugging, i wud call dat a-clinging-onto-each-other-for-their-lives-stunt, s if the bus is open-aired n dey wud b flung off any minute...n i tot i wud nvr say dis but hey Random Ah Neh! well done lei!!~~~LOL!
Well, u mite say dat i hv intimacy issues or juz being 2 conservative or stg...but i tink there's a reli thin line b/w being sweetly intimate n being sleazily intimate, ya noe?? When witnessing certain actions of PDA, u go like "awwwwwwww...." den it's sweet...if it makes u cringe, in the exact same way u do when watching the authentic Tiger Show, dat IS sleazy, at least dat's how i differentiate it. Or izit everybody's dying/ it's reli the couple's laz day on earth/ all young men r getting enlisted the same nxt day?!?!?!?!
U cud do wotever crap wif ur partner in public, it's ur liberty. But dat wud mean u r automatically susceptible to dirty looks, menacing stares/outright stares, beady eyes, acid tongues, pointing fingers...n....random stranger blogging abt how nauseating the 2 of u r...buahaha...
Hey JL, if u r reading dis, we swear we were tinking of calling u up the instant we spotted the "Tiger Show" so u cud perhaps board the bus somewhere to watch it wif us...hahaha...we noe u lurve peeping/ogling. LOL.
Some last words abt dis episode, if u r 1 of those couples who hv problems cntrlling ur hormonal level in public, take some hormone pills, will ya?
Alternative? Get a room.
¶ J poppycocked at 10:45:00 PM
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Anyway, saw another Tiger n Kitty today on the bus 99. Sheesh...wassup wif these kids nowadays?? Well dey were less performy den the previous couple, high chance bcoz dey were standing n the bus was reli sardine-packed. But do u tink it wud deter dem?? NOOooo! Of coz NOT!!!~ Nothing stands in the way of raging testosterones!!! Dey were pretty much feeling each other out WHILE standing until dis ah-neh sorta stood so close to dem dey hv to stop hugging so dey cud hv more room to shift away from the ah neh..buahahaha....wait, i changed my mind, i wudnt call dat hugging, i wud call dat a-clinging-onto-each-other-for-their-lives-stunt, s if the bus is open-aired n dey wud b flung off any minute...n i tot i wud nvr say dis but hey Random Ah Neh! well done lei!!~~~LOL!
Well, u mite say dat i hv intimacy issues or juz being 2 conservative or stg...but i tink there's a reli thin line b/w being sweetly intimate n being sleazily intimate, ya noe?? When witnessing certain actions of PDA, u go like "awwwwwwww...." den it's sweet...if it makes u cringe, in the exact same way u do when watching the authentic Tiger Show, dat IS sleazy, at least dat's how i differentiate it. Or izit everybody's dying/ it's reli the couple's laz day on earth/ all young men r getting enlisted the same nxt day?!?!?!?!
U cud do wotever crap wif ur partner in public, it's ur liberty. But dat wud mean u r automatically susceptible to dirty looks, menacing stares/outright stares, beady eyes, acid tongues, pointing fingers...n....random stranger blogging abt how nauseating the 2 of u r...buahaha...
Hey JL, if u r reading dis, we swear we were tinking of calling u up the instant we spotted the "Tiger Show" so u cud perhaps board the bus somewhere to watch it wif us...hahaha...we noe u lurve peeping/ogling. LOL.
Some last words abt dis episode, if u r 1 of those couples who hv problems cntrlling ur hormonal level in public, take some hormone pills, will ya?
Alternative? Get a room.
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Monday, August 09, 2004
the dot's bday.
Rite, so i went for the fireworks despite being fully aware of how chaotic the crowd wud b, how much moisture i wud b losing n even risk my open feet being crushed by get-outta-my-way-u-biatch-aunties. Forgot y i agreed to jeopardize my youth lydat, but there must b gd reasons y i dun do dis anymore a.k.a being festive.
No, the celebrative atmosphere nid not necessarily b retrieved oni amidst rowdiness. Peacefulness works pretty well too. For wot's worth the trouble, wud probly b a justifying 15min show, rather than a mere 5min one, albeit it being a reli pretty sight.
The traffic conditions were a major killer too. Well, gd dat we had a live "Tiger Show" going on on board. Male lead: a fairly nerdy juvenile whose looks are nowhere on par wif the "Tiger" within him and the female lead: an innocent looking long-locked juvenile whose bf is suspected to hv an OCD wif combing her hair in public. Dey were pretty much getting it on there n then on the fateful double-decked 97 while the rest who hv noticed their insatiable passion for each other feasted their eyes out. Anyway, who wudnt hv noticed?? Plus dey werent even seated at the bck of the bus, dey were rite in the middle row for christ's sake! A case of raging hormones? I tink so. But i wudnt rule out the possibilities of either one is dying today/ it's their last day on earth/ the boy is getting enlisted today/ pure case of boy losing cntrl of junior.
Ok so much for underage porn. (ok, not literally.)
Rite now, i pretty much cudnt care less. I didnt manage to slp till like 4 in the morning n my brother wasnt even back yet. Apparently i latched the lock n he was locked out. Didnt realise dat till i was conscious. OOps..sori bro.
O GROSS...Sun Ho's on tv now. For the luv of God, she nids to get a better grip of reality. Sure she has admirable crooning voice, but i reckon she shd hv juz stuck to those inspiring gospels. At least she awed mi during my visit to City Harvest. Now she's juz showbiz's plaything. Gdness...she is soooooooo getting on my nerves. Probly the money she is getting will resurrect more lost souls her hubby's trying to salvage via preaching, probly the money she is getting will b put into building shelters for kids in Afghanistan or probly the xtra notes wud juz b put into more jewelleries, apparels, cosmetics, bigger house, dearer automobil n perhaps a golden retriever if dey dun oredi hv one. Ok, do i sound acid oredi? Wake up ur idea lei auntie.
I'm so lethargic. Caffeine...caffeine...i nid caffeine...
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No, the celebrative atmosphere nid not necessarily b retrieved oni amidst rowdiness. Peacefulness works pretty well too. For wot's worth the trouble, wud probly b a justifying 15min show, rather than a mere 5min one, albeit it being a reli pretty sight.
The traffic conditions were a major killer too. Well, gd dat we had a live "Tiger Show" going on on board. Male lead: a fairly nerdy juvenile whose looks are nowhere on par wif the "Tiger" within him and the female lead: an innocent looking long-locked juvenile whose bf is suspected to hv an OCD wif combing her hair in public. Dey were pretty much getting it on there n then on the fateful double-decked 97 while the rest who hv noticed their insatiable passion for each other feasted their eyes out. Anyway, who wudnt hv noticed?? Plus dey werent even seated at the bck of the bus, dey were rite in the middle row for christ's sake! A case of raging hormones? I tink so. But i wudnt rule out the possibilities of either one is dying today/ it's their last day on earth/ the boy is getting enlisted today/ pure case of boy losing cntrl of junior.
Ok so much for underage porn. (ok, not literally.)
Rite now, i pretty much cudnt care less. I didnt manage to slp till like 4 in the morning n my brother wasnt even back yet. Apparently i latched the lock n he was locked out. Didnt realise dat till i was conscious. OOps..sori bro.
O GROSS...Sun Ho's on tv now. For the luv of God, she nids to get a better grip of reality. Sure she has admirable crooning voice, but i reckon she shd hv juz stuck to those inspiring gospels. At least she awed mi during my visit to City Harvest. Now she's juz showbiz's plaything. Gdness...she is soooooooo getting on my nerves. Probly the money she is getting will resurrect more lost souls her hubby's trying to salvage via preaching, probly the money she is getting will b put into building shelters for kids in Afghanistan or probly the xtra notes wud juz b put into more jewelleries, apparels, cosmetics, bigger house, dearer automobil n perhaps a golden retriever if dey dun oredi hv one. Ok, do i sound acid oredi? Wake up ur idea lei auntie.
I'm so lethargic. Caffeine...caffeine...i nid caffeine...
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Saturday, August 07, 2004
2 days b4 we pledge patriotism.
Juz done reading Belle's pg s per normal; she has got some latest entries...n s usual, she has gotten mi pondering abt life. Wonder if sex is stil meaningful if u start charging royalties...coz the way she candidly describes her respective experiences seem to b ntg more than a mechanical routine of wch she indulges in juz for...well...the sake of doink it. For the umpteenth (yes mo, it is spelt U-M-P-T-E-E-N) time, i've gotto gif her credit for her ability to utilise words dat seem to juz imprint demsvles n leave lil' trails in ur brain after reading her blog...kudos to her.
OOh..sudden call of nature. Hang on..
Alrite..i'm bck.
Juz realised dat Kent is reading my blog everyday..haha..dat xplains y some of those topics he brings up seem to b freak coincidences. I've got to remember he's reading my blog, not my mind. Hehe..anyway, dude! if u r reading dis..."Hi!!!" hahaha...
Speaking of freaky, i watched "Freaky Friday" earlier in the noon wif Joe, featuring Jamie Lee Curtis n Lindsay Lohan. N i must say it's not bad at all! She sorta juz grows on u, u noe..i mean Lindsay of coz. But i must confess it crept mi out to c Jamie made out wif Jake...Do u smell ageism hovering?? Hell no!! Not dat i hv any problems pairing older women wif young men, in fact i do tink biologically such unions r more apt, but a mom wif a juvenile??? Dat's like dat guy who made out wif his fren's mom in American Pie (can't recall the names..) coz he tot she was bangin'..?! Pithy....EEEEeeeeuuu! My EYES!!!
Chunz juz texted mi grumbling how pms-sy she is. Haha..dat silly woman..my condolences to Chai..he must b wondering y everytg he says or does is incurring the wrath of his gf 2day. S if pms is not bad enuff, she's hungry...!!! *dramatically gasps* Gdness..! Let's juz say dat when the gurl is hungry, the state she is in is...ermmm...ahem..UNSIGHTLY. Neva hv i met somebody behaving more savage-ly (ok mayb bsides Meiling) or disturbed when she or he is deprived of food. Poor Chai ge..he has got soooo much to discover of his present gf. Due to mit the gang later, seems like everybody's clueless where we're heading to. O well..Sg is oni dis big yea? Hope no airplanes wud b flown later...n no doves wud b released s well.
Helped paint his gate yday, haha..we r leonardo n michaelangelo respectively now! Altho Bear Bear totally failed us when he came bck n inspected wot was done. Haha...hey!! But at least it looks wholesomely (<--does dis word even exist?!) white frm afar~~ *defensively* And after which we wento eat at Bt Timah AGAIN...but not b4 some freak occurrences. Was disturbed by his sis's attitude, n still is may i add. I noe i shd let it go since it's past tense now but when i woke up 2day it was stil lingering on my mind. (Translate: NOT GOOD.) Normally i wud b fine after a night's sleep..sumhow the intensity of matters wud seem less aggravated, miraculously, the nxt day. So when the sleep doesnt take the perturbance away, it's indicative of how pissed i was. Not my intention to make a mountain outta a molehill or to put down any of his family members under all circumstances but when it comes to bullies, i simply cant shaddup. And it's my boy u r trampling on okkkk! I wud hv sworn if not for the fact dat she's family...*fumes* so meanwhile...i'll juz blog...Hahaha...n spiritually grab her by her collar n scream "WAKE UP UR IDEA LEII!!" in her face. Nothing left to say...inconsideration breeds onlookers' contempt. And....gd luck T. Period.
Eating dinner now...despite being un-hungry at all. Shiet..Empress Dowager juz forced mi to eat fish AGAIN. ARRGH...i suspect she derives her simple pleasure in torturing mi, n occasionally my bro. Dun understand y she can't juz leave us alone...we r oredi 22 n 26 respectively n she stil wans to dcide wot time we come home, where we go, who we hang out wif, our bed times, wot we eat n dun eat yada yada...we r gd kids ok..
Silly Kent...attempting to convert mi into a rock-lover or stg...i'm a pacifist alrite dude? Nnnoooo i aredi dun dig gleipnirunbinds...much less pure black metal...hahaha...cool pick tho.
AArrrgh...spotted suspicious pumpkin lurking in my food. Bad dinner...baaaad dinner.
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OOh..sudden call of nature. Hang on..
Alrite..i'm bck.
Juz realised dat Kent is reading my blog everyday..haha..dat xplains y some of those topics he brings up seem to b freak coincidences. I've got to remember he's reading my blog, not my mind. Hehe..anyway, dude! if u r reading dis..."Hi!!!" hahaha...
Speaking of freaky, i watched "Freaky Friday" earlier in the noon wif Joe, featuring Jamie Lee Curtis n Lindsay Lohan. N i must say it's not bad at all! She sorta juz grows on u, u noe..i mean Lindsay of coz. But i must confess it crept mi out to c Jamie made out wif Jake...Do u smell ageism hovering?? Hell no!! Not dat i hv any problems pairing older women wif young men, in fact i do tink biologically such unions r more apt, but a mom wif a juvenile??? Dat's like dat guy who made out wif his fren's mom in American Pie (can't recall the names..) coz he tot she was bangin'..?! Pithy....EEEEeeeeuuu! My EYES!!!
Chunz juz texted mi grumbling how pms-sy she is. Haha..dat silly woman..my condolences to Chai..he must b wondering y everytg he says or does is incurring the wrath of his gf 2day. S if pms is not bad enuff, she's hungry...!!! *dramatically gasps* Gdness..! Let's juz say dat when the gurl is hungry, the state she is in is...ermmm...ahem..UNSIGHTLY. Neva hv i met somebody behaving more savage-ly (ok mayb bsides Meiling) or disturbed when she or he is deprived of food. Poor Chai ge..he has got soooo much to discover of his present gf. Due to mit the gang later, seems like everybody's clueless where we're heading to. O well..Sg is oni dis big yea? Hope no airplanes wud b flown later...n no doves wud b released s well.
Helped paint his gate yday, haha..we r leonardo n michaelangelo respectively now! Altho Bear Bear totally failed us when he came bck n inspected wot was done. Haha...hey!! But at least it looks wholesomely (<--does dis word even exist?!) white frm afar~~ *defensively* And after which we wento eat at Bt Timah AGAIN...but not b4 some freak occurrences. Was disturbed by his sis's attitude, n still is may i add. I noe i shd let it go since it's past tense now but when i woke up 2day it was stil lingering on my mind. (Translate: NOT GOOD.) Normally i wud b fine after a night's sleep..sumhow the intensity of matters wud seem less aggravated, miraculously, the nxt day. So when the sleep doesnt take the perturbance away, it's indicative of how pissed i was. Not my intention to make a mountain outta a molehill or to put down any of his family members under all circumstances but when it comes to bullies, i simply cant shaddup. And it's my boy u r trampling on okkkk! I wud hv sworn if not for the fact dat she's family...*fumes* so meanwhile...i'll juz blog...Hahaha...n spiritually grab her by her collar n scream "WAKE UP UR IDEA LEII!!" in her face. Nothing left to say...inconsideration breeds onlookers' contempt. And....gd luck T. Period.
Eating dinner now...despite being un-hungry at all. Shiet..Empress Dowager juz forced mi to eat fish AGAIN. ARRGH...i suspect she derives her simple pleasure in torturing mi, n occasionally my bro. Dun understand y she can't juz leave us alone...we r oredi 22 n 26 respectively n she stil wans to dcide wot time we come home, where we go, who we hang out wif, our bed times, wot we eat n dun eat yada yada...we r gd kids ok..
Silly Kent...attempting to convert mi into a rock-lover or stg...i'm a pacifist alrite dude? Nnnoooo i aredi dun dig gleipnirunbinds...much less pure black metal...hahaha...cool pick tho.
AArrrgh...spotted suspicious pumpkin lurking in my food. Bad dinner...baaaad dinner.
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Tuesday, August 03, 2004
bintan's aftermath.
Almoz 24hrs hv lapsed oredi since Bintan n i'm stil feelg drained..zzz..Well, ntg much has changed reli; i'm stil digging the same o' numbers n i'm stil thirsty for caffeine. Had a few quiet moments during the trip, at least sufficiently adequate to indulge in some self-reflection on my life for the past few months. Did a couple of insane things during the trip s well...haha...liminality wrking its thing i guess, but on the whole, Bintan did mi gd. Copiously. Spared mi some time away frm reality, frm pp who matter, s well s things dat should matter.
O btw, thx for reminding mi i 4got to mention wch resort we stayed at..name's Indra Maya Villa. Chk it out if u hv frens working in PSA. Chkout archery n rifle shooting s well. Hahaha...
Darn, i tink i'm hooked to dis yahoo game, Diamond Mine dis days..buahaha...non-constructively enjoyable i must say. Chk dat out too. Beat my high score 10965!! wahaha...*haolianz*
Anyway, to those who went on the trip, thx for eveRYthing..cudnt hv done it w/o any of u..n i guess it wud work brilliantly s a full stop to my lavishing life for the past few months. By saying wot i hv juz said, i tink i've managed to put a couple of smiles on some faces. Rite rite..i noe i noe..
O anyway, seems like lurb is prolific in the air now..hehe..congratz bro!! For the 1st time in 26yrs..i wud hv to say wot i'm going to say...FINALLY!!!
AhhhHhh..the time-honored divine smell of caffeine...Heavenly.
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O btw, thx for reminding mi i 4got to mention wch resort we stayed at..name's Indra Maya Villa. Chk it out if u hv frens working in PSA. Chkout archery n rifle shooting s well. Hahaha...
Darn, i tink i'm hooked to dis yahoo game, Diamond Mine dis days..buahaha...non-constructively enjoyable i must say. Chk dat out too. Beat my high score 10965!! wahaha...*haolianz*
Anyway, to those who went on the trip, thx for eveRYthing..cudnt hv done it w/o any of u..n i guess it wud work brilliantly s a full stop to my lavishing life for the past few months. By saying wot i hv juz said, i tink i've managed to put a couple of smiles on some faces. Rite rite..i noe i noe..
O anyway, seems like lurb is prolific in the air now..hehe..congratz bro!! For the 1st time in 26yrs..i wud hv to say wot i'm going to say...FINALLY!!!
AhhhHhh..the time-honored divine smell of caffeine...Heavenly.
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2 Great Songs.
咻咻咻
曲：方文良 詞：Benny.C 編：方文良/梁介洋
攝氏三十五度 我不再回顧
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Dis 2 songs are so ultimately nice. Meaningful lei~
我們的愛
詞:F.I.R、謝宥慧 曲:F.I.R.
回憶裡想起模糊的小時候 雲朵漂浮在藍藍的天空
那時的你說 要和我手牽手 一起走到時間的盡頭
從此以後我都不敢抬頭看 彷彿我的天空失去了顏色
從那一天起 我忘記了呼吸 眼淚啊永遠不再 不再哭泣
★我們的愛 過了就不再回來
直到現在 我還默默的等待
我們的愛 我明白 已變成你的負擔
只是永遠 我都放不開 最後的溫暖 你給的溫暖
不要再問你是否愛我 現在我想要自由的天空
遠離開這被綑綁的世界 不再寂寞 喔
咻咻咻
曲：方文良 詞：Benny.C 編：方文良/梁介洋
攝氏三十五度 我不再回顧
想你在他的懷裡 應該幸福
我該祝福 冷得我想哭 不能哭
傻到什麼程度 我心裡有數
最後一口啤酒無所謂 酸或苦
能笑著送你走 就滿足 很滿足
看著天上烏雲 滿滿 排山倒海
這夏季第一場雨 迎面而來
當結局不能改 我又何必躲開
沒什麼值得大驚小怪 就淋個痛快
聽風 咻-咻-咻-嘲笑我的愛 就像感情的備胎 只在旁邊喝采
你別問why why why 我一直都在 你有很好的未來 再痛我也說all right
當風 咻-咻-咻-送走我的愛 街邊路燈一整排 低著頭為誰默哀
是天在 cry cry cry 我的笑還在 有天他不能依賴 你懷念我外套口袋 告訴我
我隨時 stand by
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Departuring?
We took dis 2day juz b4 we left. Bit dark tho.
Bintan July 2004
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Bintan July 2004
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BBQ Part 2.
Pris says dis foto is basically taking Jass n mi..hahaa..i agree.
Bintan July 2004
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Bintan July 2004
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BBQ Part 1.
Dis is by far my moz fave pic of the trip. Chkout Vic's face (leftest) !!!! LOL!!! Doesnt he remind u of a pirahna eatg his food?!?! Rest in clockwise direction: Yinghui, Pansy, Mi, Xiuzhen, Bro, Lyn.
Bintan July 2004
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Bintan July 2004
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No Troubled Waters.
Abit blur la dis pic..but we basically jumped into the pool after we returned frm the sea.
Bintan July 2004
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Bintan July 2004
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The Water Sports Duds.
Hahahah...frm the left, dats Lyn, Jass, Pris, Bro n Mi.
Bintan July 2004
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Bintan July 2004
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After Kayaking.
Aiya the blogger made the pix so tiny..dey r nicer up front actly.
Bintan July 2004
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Bintan July 2004
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Viva La Kiwi!
Datz Kristiaan! Quite cute huh..Aiya shd hv taken foto wif San Miao Zhong huh..
Bintan July 2004
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Bintan July 2004
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Hooligans Wannabes.
O pls dun hit mi! We r juz acting kiam pa la..hahaha...
Bintan July 2004
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Bintan July 2004
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Pitch Black.
At the beach party. 3 blacks n 1 xtra white hurhur..
Bintan July 2004
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Bintan July 2004
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Superb View Part 2.
Dis is another one...the pool is on the bottom left hand corner..stylo milo!
Bintan July 2004
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Bintan July 2004
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Superb View Part 1.
Dis was the ocean view i was ranting abt...cool rite?
Bintan July 2004
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Bintan July 2004
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bck again (encore).
Heyyyy...i'm bck frm Bintan! Tired but beejesus! So much stuff happened!!
The People.
8 folks went. Ntg much to say bout the other folks coz dey r the usual bunch, the oni xception is probly Pris, who went along regardless of Weiren's absence..buahaha...so long sucka!! Well done ger!!
The Food.
Despite contributing to Giant's profits majorly on laz Wed nite b4 we leave, the food wasnt quite adequate, especially those junk food. It ran out probly on the 3rd nite or stg..leaving us snackless n crave-ful. Dat xplains the mad feast @ Pizza Hut today once we reached land buahaha...we r oni a pinkie far frm stuffing those stuffed crust in our faces, altho Vic did mutilate the pizzas in the utmostly grotesque way..in his own style, he did us a freakshow all by himslf!!! Splendid!!!!.......errr...NOT!!!!!!!! Buahaha...O n may i mention the shortage of food supply was oso contributed by Yinghui's absent-mindedness s he left some of the supply bck at his office's fridge when he brought his auntie trolley to work on Thurs..-_- ...n no, i m stil not impressed by ur trolley...haha..it's ok la..WE DUN BLAME U. We DUN. Seriously. No shit. O anyway everytg there is ex, 1 coke at the cafe cost 4bucks..so yinghui was robbed blind of 8bucks when he bought himslf n Pansy 2 frigging cans of soft drinks. Holy cow!!!
Milieu.
The accomodation was heavenly i shd say. Cept for a tiny complain abt the lighting. The chandeliers cud oni emit light bright enuff to probly make out or stg..it was so dim we had to squint n strain our eyes while making my shi san yao. N it's hypnotizing..making the envt conducive to drowsiness. Anyway, we had our own pool albeit a tiny one! But still..it was rather fab coz we r situated on top of a tiny hill so while swimming, the view actly overlooks the ocean on the far side. The veranda was luxuriously spacious enuff for us 8 to gather about. We hv our own deck chairs...n the best part, hugely attached to every room a toilet n a shower room in one, n did i mention dat the master bedroom i slept in has an attached outdoor bath hole aredi?? It's juz like those attached to hotel room wen quan style type cept dat it's not spring water n juz normal water la..we were pretty much engulfed in a jungle on the bck of the villa (yes..i said VILLA) n we actly saw squirrels, n a pretty freaky lookg monitor lizard of considerable size leisurely strolling past our pool n a tinier one outside on our veranda. Alas...bck to mother nature..
The Sea Sports.
A variety of sea sports available s long s u r willg to pay. I didnt manage to jet ski coz it started to drizzle when my bro n Lyn came bck but it looks exhilarating! But it's steep..gg for a cool 55bucks for a brief 30min oni. Well, i did the paddleboat, banana boat n kayaking tho. The paddleboat was like Effort X 579379= Distance X 5 lydat..wad the fish! i personally enjoy kayaking more..coz the effort n distance seem to b more in proportion..hehe..banana boat was pretty boring tho. A disappointmt i must say, coz dey didnt overturn us so basically dey took us for a wild splash datz all.
The Staff.
Dey were impressively frenly! Tink i hv been hanging out in Msia 2 much..so drilled to not xpect so much so was abit taken abck by the gd service there. Even the security guards were all smiles. Juz like wot Yinghui says "Frenly dao wo you dian pa".
The Juicy Bits.
Dis wud b abt the San Miao Zhong aka archery/rifle shooting instructor..hehe..anyway he was reli arrogantly impressv! He demo-ed n b4 shooting the arrow he smugly told us his uncle is Robin Hood n he reli hit bull's eye effortlessly on the count of 3..Blardy hell! S if dat wasnt nuff, he held the rifle wif his right arm at full arm's length n on the count of 3 again, he shot the can down!!! Anyway he was rather cute..when he sheepishly smiled. Haahaa..n he invited mi/us to the beach party on Sat nite @ Mana Mana. N he kept sa-ka-ing mi...hahaha..n he asked if any of those guys were my bf, den i said no but datz my bro tho, den he told my bro he's v lucky to hv mi s a sis..Awwww....so sweet..ahaha...den he said i was better than my bro in my aiming!haha..altho i didnt c him at the party eventually but he was well worth mentioning juz based on his accuracy alone plus he's hunky. *sniggerz* The party sucked btw.
O we met another New Zealander who was half drunk when we caught him walkg along the beach. Name's Kristiaan. His intoxication didnt stop him frm being funny ahaha...we toked to him for abt an hr i tink...silly-ly strange encounter...haha...
Met another guy there who overheard mi speaking Japanese n den he started chatting mi up in Japanese while others hv no frigging idea wot the hell we tokg abt. He's frm Bali n he picked up the language while wrkg there..but he's reli fluent! Interestg to c a Muslim speak Jap u noe! But he cant read n write Jap tho..o n he noes Korean!! How amazing...like wot Yinghui says "All of dem r zai3 qiu4..machiam all got special power lydat.." Hahaha...nice guy.
Freak Accidents Do Happen.
I sprained my thumb on the way bck 2day. Frig. Hurtz reli bad. N i hv another latest addition of bruises on my arm when i crashed silly-ly into the cupboard's door in the dark coz i didnt wanto wake the folks who were aslp...tinking it wud gif way on a slight knudge, i didnt noe it was firmly stopped by another door behind. Friggin painful i tot i wud juz pass out or stg. Fug.
Most Enjoyable.
Gotto b those buggy rides. I drove s well..hurhur...bro said i catched on fast, n dat i shd b learng driving. Weeeeeeeee!
Wud b posting some fotos later.
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The People.
8 folks went. Ntg much to say bout the other folks coz dey r the usual bunch, the oni xception is probly Pris, who went along regardless of Weiren's absence..buahaha...so long sucka!! Well done ger!!
The Food.
Despite contributing to Giant's profits majorly on laz Wed nite b4 we leave, the food wasnt quite adequate, especially those junk food. It ran out probly on the 3rd nite or stg..leaving us snackless n crave-ful. Dat xplains the mad feast @ Pizza Hut today once we reached land buahaha...we r oni a pinkie far frm stuffing those stuffed crust in our faces, altho Vic did mutilate the pizzas in the utmostly grotesque way..in his own style, he did us a freakshow all by himslf!!! Splendid!!!!.......errr...NOT!!!!!!!! Buahaha...O n may i mention the shortage of food supply was oso contributed by Yinghui's absent-mindedness s he left some of the supply bck at his office's fridge when he brought his auntie trolley to work on Thurs..-_- ...n no, i m stil not impressed by ur trolley...haha..it's ok la..WE DUN BLAME U. We DUN. Seriously. No shit. O anyway everytg there is ex, 1 coke at the cafe cost 4bucks..so yinghui was robbed blind of 8bucks when he bought himslf n Pansy 2 frigging cans of soft drinks. Holy cow!!!
Milieu.
The accomodation was heavenly i shd say. Cept for a tiny complain abt the lighting. The chandeliers cud oni emit light bright enuff to probly make out or stg..it was so dim we had to squint n strain our eyes while making my shi san yao. N it's hypnotizing..making the envt conducive to drowsiness. Anyway, we had our own pool albeit a tiny one! But still..it was rather fab coz we r situated on top of a tiny hill so while swimming, the view actly overlooks the ocean on the far side. The veranda was luxuriously spacious enuff for us 8 to gather about. We hv our own deck chairs...n the best part, hugely attached to every room a toilet n a shower room in one, n did i mention dat the master bedroom i slept in has an attached outdoor bath hole aredi?? It's juz like those attached to hotel room wen quan style type cept dat it's not spring water n juz normal water la..we were pretty much engulfed in a jungle on the bck of the villa (yes..i said VILLA) n we actly saw squirrels, n a pretty freaky lookg monitor lizard of considerable size leisurely strolling past our pool n a tinier one outside on our veranda. Alas...bck to mother nature..
The Sea Sports.
A variety of sea sports available s long s u r willg to pay. I didnt manage to jet ski coz it started to drizzle when my bro n Lyn came bck but it looks exhilarating! But it's steep..gg for a cool 55bucks for a brief 30min oni. Well, i did the paddleboat, banana boat n kayaking tho. The paddleboat was like Effort X 579379= Distance X 5 lydat..wad the fish! i personally enjoy kayaking more..coz the effort n distance seem to b more in proportion..hehe..banana boat was pretty boring tho. A disappointmt i must say, coz dey didnt overturn us so basically dey took us for a wild splash datz all.
The Staff.
Dey were impressively frenly! Tink i hv been hanging out in Msia 2 much..so drilled to not xpect so much so was abit taken abck by the gd service there. Even the security guards were all smiles. Juz like wot Yinghui says "Frenly dao wo you dian pa".
The Juicy Bits.
Dis wud b abt the San Miao Zhong aka archery/rifle shooting instructor..hehe..anyway he was reli arrogantly impressv! He demo-ed n b4 shooting the arrow he smugly told us his uncle is Robin Hood n he reli hit bull's eye effortlessly on the count of 3..Blardy hell! S if dat wasnt nuff, he held the rifle wif his right arm at full arm's length n on the count of 3 again, he shot the can down!!! Anyway he was rather cute..when he sheepishly smiled. Haahaa..n he invited mi/us to the beach party on Sat nite @ Mana Mana. N he kept sa-ka-ing mi...hahaha..n he asked if any of those guys were my bf, den i said no but datz my bro tho, den he told my bro he's v lucky to hv mi s a sis..Awwww....so sweet..ahaha...den he said i was better than my bro in my aiming!haha..altho i didnt c him at the party eventually but he was well worth mentioning juz based on his accuracy alone plus he's hunky. *sniggerz* The party sucked btw.
O we met another New Zealander who was half drunk when we caught him walkg along the beach. Name's Kristiaan. His intoxication didnt stop him frm being funny ahaha...we toked to him for abt an hr i tink...silly-ly strange encounter...haha...
Met another guy there who overheard mi speaking Japanese n den he started chatting mi up in Japanese while others hv no frigging idea wot the hell we tokg abt. He's frm Bali n he picked up the language while wrkg there..but he's reli fluent! Interestg to c a Muslim speak Jap u noe! But he cant read n write Jap tho..o n he noes Korean!! How amazing...like wot Yinghui says "All of dem r zai3 qiu4..machiam all got special power lydat.." Hahaha...nice guy.
Freak Accidents Do Happen.
I sprained my thumb on the way bck 2day. Frig. Hurtz reli bad. N i hv another latest addition of bruises on my arm when i crashed silly-ly into the cupboard's door in the dark coz i didnt wanto wake the folks who were aslp...tinking it wud gif way on a slight knudge, i didnt noe it was firmly stopped by another door behind. Friggin painful i tot i wud juz pass out or stg. Fug.
Most Enjoyable.
Gotto b those buggy rides. I drove s well..hurhur...bro said i catched on fast, n dat i shd b learng driving. Weeeeeeeee!
Wud b posting some fotos later.
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