10 things i hate about u?!? All gers should feel so familiar to dis! To the guys reading dis, print it out n recite it over n over again till it's in u or stg...or paste it on ur wall...hahaha...treat dis like ur relationship bible n nothing, at worst little, will go wrong :)

1) It is not ok to scratch ur crotch/butt crack/adjust ur underwear in public. If u really feel uncomfortable, excuse yourself to the loo and do what u have to do in private. When your gf can witness it, u r NOT in private.

2) Wash your hands after doing what u did in the loo. WITH soap.

3) Just because your maid does it, it doesn't mean that your gf has to do it.

4) Just because your maid does it, it doesn't mean that you don't have to do it.

5) Be appreciative when your gf cooks for u, no matter how awful it tastes, FINISH IT. And at least offer to wash the dishes for goodness's sake.

6) Too full/Not hungry/No appetite are but mere excuses on the planet Venus.

7) It is not ok to be tired when u are with us, even if u really are. Go home and sleep if u really are, yawning through the date will not get u more brownie points.

8) Small gifts once in a while are always pleasant. Yes, that precludes knowledge of her favourite flowers. If u duno already, shame on u!!!

9) It is ALWAYS gentlemanly to pay for your gf..

10) ...and so is sending her home...rain or shine.
  ¶ J poppycocked at 8:44:00 PM