wot's wif people nowadays?
Oooh. After an approximate 500102 yrs, i went swimming 2day. Well, ntg much to quip abt the swimmg cept dat i shd probly say my prayers when i didnt drown in the 1.8m section, coz no surprises, my stamina, or rather the lack of it, didn't miraculously retain itslf during the "buffer period". -_- did i mention i binge myslf silly afterwch? No? Ummmz.....den nvm dat.
Anyway, saw another Tiger n Kitty today on the bus 99. Sheesh...wassup wif these kids nowadays?? Well dey were less performy den the previous couple, high chance bcoz dey were standing n the bus was reli sardine-packed. But do u tink it wud deter dem?? NOOooo! Of coz NOT!!!~ Nothing stands in the way of raging testosterones!!! Dey were pretty much feeling each other out
WHILE standing until dis ah-neh sorta stood so close to dem dey hv to stop hugging so dey cud hv more room to shift away from the ah neh..buahahaha....wait, i changed my mind, i wudnt call dat hugging, i wud call dat a-clinging-onto-each-other-for-their-lives-stunt, s if the bus is open-aired n dey wud b flung off any minute...n i tot i wud nvr say dis but hey Random Ah Neh! well done lei!!~~~LOL!
Well, u mite say dat i hv intimacy issues or juz being 2 conservative or stg...but i tink there's a reli thin line b/w being sweetly intimate n being sleazily intimate, ya noe?? When witnessing certain actions of PDA, u go like "awwwwwwww...." den it's sweet...if it makes u cringe, in the exact same way u do when watching the authentic Tiger Show, dat IS sleazy, at least dat's how i differentiate it. Or izit everybody's dying/ it's reli the couple's laz day on earth/ all young men r getting enlisted the same nxt day?!?!?!?!
U cud do wotever crap wif ur partner in public, it's ur liberty. But dat wud mean u r automatically susceptible to dirty looks, menacing stares/outright stares, beady eyes, acid tongues, pointing fingers...n....random stranger blogging abt how nauseating the 2 of u r...buahaha...
Hey JL, if u r reading dis, we swear we were tinking of calling u up the instant we spotted the "Tiger Show" so u cud perhaps board the bus somewhere to watch it wif us...hahaha...we noe u lurve peeping/ogling. LOL.
Some last words abt dis episode, if u r 1 of those couples who hv problems cntrlling ur hormonal level in public, take some hormone pills, will ya?
Alternative? Get a room.