Stupid is as Stupid Does

Stupid is as Stupid Does Part 1: Don't Know Say Don't Know, Mai Geh Gao please.

On New Year's eve, there was a huge miscommunication about my mum's return flight info, thanks to my apparently brainless cousin and some half-hearted efforts.

No freaking idea why but said brainless cousin has a problem admitting she knew nothing, so she felt compelled to fabricate some inaccurate info to answer my questions?!

If she has no idea, just tell me she's not sure or something lah! What for make up some grandmother story to make me believe her?!?! She delusional or what?!?!? Siao!!!

Very annoying. I only feel like slapping her big mouth 3000 times until her goldfish eyes pop out.

Oh, did i already say this? One of my New Year's resolutions is to be a better person in 2007.


Stupid is as Stupid Does Part 2: Some People Just Don't Know When to Stop Trying.

The following conversation happened just a few minutes earlier.

D: Eh, have u eaten lunch?
Me: No, not hungry yet.
D: Why haven't eat??? Look at the time now!!
Me: I just ate cake & drank coffee, so not hungry.
D: Why u never cook something to eat??
Me: I'm not hungry.
D: Cannot lydat, will have gastrits.
Me: But i'm really not hungry.

(15 minutes later)

D approaches with a box of cake.
D: Eh, eat abit.
Me: Don't want.
D: Try abit lah, quite nice, not sweet one. (Proceeds to pinch abit & demonstrated putting the bit into her mouth plus chew)
Me: I don't want.
D: How about red bean soup???
Me: No, I don't want.
D: Then eat the cake lah..quite fluffy.
Me: *frowns* I really don't want to eat lah! I am not hungry!! Why you keep forcing me??? *tugs at hair with bewildered look on face*
D: Don't want to eat say don't want to eat, no need to raise your voice...
Me: -___-''' ya, i only told you that for 5000 times only.  ¶ J poppycocked at 3:56:00 PM