Epitome of Suayness. All the predictions for Dogs in the Year 2006 are by far, negative. In fact, it has been depressing. Well, but kind people around me kept insisting that such horoscopes/ zodiac/ star signs/ astronomical/ gypsie looking into the crystal ball/ tarot cards/ green & yellow bird picking out cards to tell ur fortune/ palmistry/ peeling an apple at 12 midnite to see ur future partner's face in the mirror etc are not 100% accurate.

Well of coz, i noe some part of these methods are based on myths & without scientific proof, but ya noe...u can still get a teeny weeny more paranoid when it seems like all are pointing against u.

Just when i tot i m oredi as suay as i can get, i bumped into The Ex today.

Well, not exactly "bumped into", more like "saw & ran away", but still, SUAY.

Then, just b4 i left the office, i had sent a msg meant for 1 of my colleagues thru our internal messaging system to the Ah Lian Manager, toking ABOUT the Ah Lian Manager.

Cock? Yes i tink so too. It is pretty much as cock as it gets.

And u guessed it right, there was an awkward moment & a pressured laugh.

Judging by my suayness, looks like no amount of Toto tickets are going to up my chances at the shot of the 2-millioner dis week.

TMD.  ¶ J poppycocked at 11:49:00 PM