An Outrage of my Modesty.
Culprit: Bubblez

Age: 3 Months Old

Gender: F

Breed: Jack Russell

Type: Non-pedigree; Hunting

Owner: Colleague-G

Crime Scene: On colleague's hubby's Car

Occasion: After work, hitching a free ride

Criminal Activities: Hyper-activeness, over-enthused licking & a sudden snog by force

Wad says the Jury?: Too cute to be convicted; 1st-time offence warning

Verdict: Acquitted  ¶ J poppycocked at 10:19:00 PM