Sunday, August 28, 2005
Frisky blogs.
I'm getting abit tired of the template of the blog again. I still identify wif Homer in the pic though but probly just the layout disturbs mi. Hmmm.
Just earlier on i was browsing thru Jobsdb to c wot's new in the mkt (of coz fuelled by the strong intention to tender dis days), den i realised dat i still duno wad i wanna be when i grow up. Dammit.
I m craving for Ben & Jerry's now, Choc Fudge Brownie no less. Must go c if Esso got sale later. If not i will hv to dcide if i m willing to part wif my 11 bucks to satisfy zee craving gastronomy.
The story of y Frisky is frisky now is accounted to a disastrous haircut last saturday. The stylist Frisky alwaz asks for apparently has resigned. Y...!??! For the umpteenth time oredi, the stylists Frisky likes ALWAZ end up quitting. Scoot.
So, moral of the story is....bcoz Frisky prefers having a female stylist, the next available (& the oni remaining female) came forth. Frisky remembers having her hair cut by said female stylist many, many moons ago but recalled being unhappy afterwhich bcoz she likes to layer the hair massively.
BUT! Excessive layering does not do Frisky good bcoz Frisky got alota hair & layered hair is lighter so hair bcomes bigger n harder to manage. Plus, Frisky got big head, so Frisky now looks like a Big Headed Doll wif frilly hair. Frisky hates. Frisky bad mood. Now Frisky is gonna have to spend money on repairing post-disastrous haircut AGAIN. Frisky poor. Frisky bad mood again. *scowls*
Anyway, Frisky wans to tok about her brother's gf now.
She is a simple & rather pleasant gurl on most counts. BUT!! I have a problem wif her nevertheless.
DAT GURL DOESNT BATHE!!!!
WTF????
Who the hell can just use 1 bath a day despite being in a crowded place or even dirty kopitiam for the rest of the day n NOT BATHE when she goes home at nite!?!?!!?
It irks mi to no end i tell u.
I tried asking Brother to ask her to bathe but she insisted she isnt used to bathing at nite.
Like again........WTF!?!?!?!
Thing is, she stays over sometimes after we go out but she NEVER wash up before she sleeps!
I mean like....PUURRRRLLLLISSSSSS.....!!?
Somebody, hand mi a hose now!! Can i just spray Dettol at her!?!?
I m not gonna go near her for sure.
Plain gross i say. Nuff said.
Ok i m gonna eat my dinner now...i'm blogging in close proximity to said filthy gurl as she's watching TV wif Brother in like 1m away from mi.
I better eat 1st coz the laz thing i wan to happen is her Kutus & Gang or any other mysterious inhabitants on her body n hair to pounce into my food.
I swear Frisky will bite if dat happens. ¶ J poppycocked at 7:00:00 PM
Just earlier on i was browsing thru Jobsdb to c wot's new in the mkt (of coz fuelled by the strong intention to tender dis days), den i realised dat i still duno wad i wanna be when i grow up. Dammit.
I m craving for Ben & Jerry's now, Choc Fudge Brownie no less. Must go c if Esso got sale later. If not i will hv to dcide if i m willing to part wif my 11 bucks to satisfy zee craving gastronomy.
The story of y Frisky is frisky now is accounted to a disastrous haircut last saturday. The stylist Frisky alwaz asks for apparently has resigned. Y...!??! For the umpteenth time oredi, the stylists Frisky likes ALWAZ end up quitting. Scoot.
So, moral of the story is....bcoz Frisky prefers having a female stylist, the next available (& the oni remaining female) came forth. Frisky remembers having her hair cut by said female stylist many, many moons ago but recalled being unhappy afterwhich bcoz she likes to layer the hair massively.
BUT! Excessive layering does not do Frisky good bcoz Frisky got alota hair & layered hair is lighter so hair bcomes bigger n harder to manage. Plus, Frisky got big head, so Frisky now looks like a Big Headed Doll wif frilly hair. Frisky hates. Frisky bad mood. Now Frisky is gonna have to spend money on repairing post-disastrous haircut AGAIN. Frisky poor. Frisky bad mood again. *scowls*
Anyway, Frisky wans to tok about her brother's gf now.
She is a simple & rather pleasant gurl on most counts. BUT!! I have a problem wif her nevertheless.
DAT GURL DOESNT BATHE!!!!
WTF????
Who the hell can just use 1 bath a day despite being in a crowded place or even dirty kopitiam for the rest of the day n NOT BATHE when she goes home at nite!?!?!!?
It irks mi to no end i tell u.
I tried asking Brother to ask her to bathe but she insisted she isnt used to bathing at nite.
Like again........WTF!?!?!?!
Thing is, she stays over sometimes after we go out but she NEVER wash up before she sleeps!
I mean like....PUURRRRLLLLISSSSSS.....!!?
Somebody, hand mi a hose now!! Can i just spray Dettol at her!?!?
I m not gonna go near her for sure.
Plain gross i say. Nuff said.
Ok i m gonna eat my dinner now...i'm blogging in close proximity to said filthy gurl as she's watching TV wif Brother in like 1m away from mi.
I better eat 1st coz the laz thing i wan to happen is her Kutus & Gang or any other mysterious inhabitants on her body n hair to pounce into my food.
I swear Frisky will bite if dat happens. ¶ J poppycocked at 7:00:00 PM