Back. Hey peeps, i'm back. First & foremost, thx for all the concern & the consoling SMSes, i cant describe how grateful & loved i feel :) Anyway, dun wori, i m reli reli reli doink fine..i guess it's all in the mind & psyche...& how "opened" i take things.

Anyway, i must mention dis blog Chunie showed mi. It's reli pretty hilarious.

Check dis out:

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

Key in any crazy word u can think of & see wad the advertising slogan generates. Damn addictive i tell u...And yep, vulgarities turn out to be the most entertaining.

Here are some samples of my hits:

"You're Never Alone With A Cow." (Errr...ok?)

"Crap Stays Sharp 'til The Bottom of the Glass." (Huh?!!?)

"To Our Members, We're The Fourth Pah. " (...Pah!)

"Choosy Mothers Choose Ass." (O dat actly makes sense...)

"Mum's Gone to Penis." (Shudn't it be "Paris" instead...)

"Tonight, Let It Be Fuck." (Haha..sounds like an answer to "So honey, wad shud it be 2nite?")

"Please Don't Squeeze The Meiling." (When i keyed in a fren's name "Meiling"...)

"Every Cheebye Helps. " (I bet it does..)

"There's Always Room For Boobs." (I bet it does as well...)

"Got Cuckoo?" (Uhhh...no?)

"What Can Poo Do For You?" (Well, fertilizer??)

And finally, the bestest one of all...

"A Day Without Jay is Like a Day Without Sunshine. "  ¶ J poppycocked at 9:36:00 PM