Thursday, March 31, 2005
Chiang!! Chiangg!! Chianggg!!!
I had wanted to blog about my Heineken Adventure laz nite but silly blogger was down & by the time it's up, i had lost the feel.
To sum it up, the people there r less happening n MUCH more serious than we r hoping dey wud be. I mean c'mon...dey r Heineken u noe!? But dey were so serious i wud hv tot dey r envoys of the Pope.
Notwithstanding the 5000 tough qns dey drilled mi & my Ah Lian Manager's constant arrows on mi to answer questions she didn't noe the answers to (U must be tinking...how can ur mgr not noe the answers & U do?? Lemme tell u, it happened), it was a pretty nerve-wrecking but an enriching experience.
Ok, let's tok about something good.
Cleo's 50 Most Eligible Bachelors are out on the shelves up for grabs again!!! Chiangg! Chiang! Chiangggggg!!!
I swear i wasn't aware when i grabbed the mag off the 7-11 shelves!! I had intended to get the "Petit Brunch" biscuits & top up another 4 bucks plus just to make it 5 so i can get my Hello Kitty magnet....(of which i must mention i got the 1982 one...hehehehehe...so thrilled..)
While blindly flipping thru the mag when i was eating my dinner, i almoz swallowed a bite without chewing when i came upon the Divine pages.....*floats unrealizingly..*
Altho not every of the Bachelors featured were to my liking, i tink the standard of dis year's bulk is still not too shabby.
Simply based on the superficials, personally i wud have been swept off my feet within 5 secs of up close & personal wif No. 33 Brendan Lim. He's such a doll...reminds of the Eurasian Broadway or wassit Opera singer Fei Xiang...who is oso...ahem...Sizzling hot & manly for his age, Sizzling wif a cap 'S'.
For a score high on adoring boyishness, ladies shud perhaps check out No 5. Adrian Chia, No. 10 Shaun Kong & No. 18 Gael Sydness. Altho all 3 r cute (wif the latter a lil' too young & playboyish-looking for my liking), i personally still have the heats for gentlemen with long & single eyelids as dey seem to exude a certain 'X' charisma like no others, just like that of No. 47 Nathaniel Ho .
Yes, the same Nathaniel who didn't make it on Sg Idols.
Speaking of 'X' factors, No. 4 Tseng Wun Hsiung, No. 7 Mark Tan (not taking into account the common name paired up wif a common surname somemore..) & No. 32 Aaron Yang wud have my votes if there is a poll.
Drools & aestatics aside, there r nevertheless quite a handful whom the more i look, the more bewildered i get of how dey manage to work their way up to the crowning affair.
Take No. 16 Hali Lintar for starters.
The judges even commented dat Hali reminds dem of Sex & The City's Mr Big!?
WOOOOOTT??? Did dey temporarily lose their sense of sight or wot!? He seems more like a Big Potato Head to mi. In any case, he better b rich.
Well I'm sori if i hv 2 be mean...i wud hv given each Bachelor a commentary if i cud..but nahh...some r not even worth mentioning.
Just one number after Big, who's dat!??! O ya..Not Worth Mentioning.
And den dey hv to put a joker in duno for wot...No. 21 Jamal Bamadhaj reminds mi of Bert from Sesame Street, oni thing is Bert's yellow. 1 more centimetre of facial hair, dis chap will spot a unibrow. Hello?? Time to do something about dem, ok Jamal???
I'm sure No. 31 Karl Ho is an interesting fella where "conversations will never get boring" as he happens to be a journalist, but i do hope dat he just happens to be not photogenic. He looks like a version of Ken Lim btw.
I tink i've seen No. 34 Nicholas Teo in school before...
No 35. Desmond Yeo, too bald & poker-faced for my vote. I wonder how many cups of kopi he has to "qia" the Cleo folks to get on No. 35. O well, perhaps he's a Samaritan. So let's be kind.
No 36. Leonard Lee looks like he can start crooning an oldie while walking along some scenic area in the CBD area, in the utmostly dramatic outburst. Something along the "Rong Shu Xia" line.
No 37. Eric Loh @ SAF Officer is a ringer for Sly, in the same Ah Beng manner. O hv u guys heard Sly has an upcoming hit titled "Xiang Long 18 Zhang"?? Yes, Xiang Long being his Chinese name, it's a pun. A shamelessly corny one.
No 41. Nicholas Chin looks like he can make it big purely by starring in a series of Beijing101 adverts.
And last but not least, No 50. Matthew Leong, supposed to be our last beam in the darkness, proves dat not everything in the last has to be the best.
Anyway, all dat being said, ladies still shud go check out the lastest copy of Cleo, featuring Tanya, to get a gd grip of reality (men) rite here in town.
It's time to check & balance dream guy & reality. ¶ J poppycocked at 11:07:00 PM
To sum it up, the people there r less happening n MUCH more serious than we r hoping dey wud be. I mean c'mon...dey r Heineken u noe!? But dey were so serious i wud hv tot dey r envoys of the Pope.
Notwithstanding the 5000 tough qns dey drilled mi & my Ah Lian Manager's constant arrows on mi to answer questions she didn't noe the answers to (U must be tinking...how can ur mgr not noe the answers & U do?? Lemme tell u, it happened), it was a pretty nerve-wrecking but an enriching experience.
Ok, let's tok about something good.
Cleo's 50 Most Eligible Bachelors are out on the shelves up for grabs again!!! Chiangg! Chiang! Chiangggggg!!!
I swear i wasn't aware when i grabbed the mag off the 7-11 shelves!! I had intended to get the "Petit Brunch" biscuits & top up another 4 bucks plus just to make it 5 so i can get my Hello Kitty magnet....(of which i must mention i got the 1982 one...hehehehehe...so thrilled..)
While blindly flipping thru the mag when i was eating my dinner, i almoz swallowed a bite without chewing when i came upon the Divine pages.....*floats unrealizingly..*
Altho not every of the Bachelors featured were to my liking, i tink the standard of dis year's bulk is still not too shabby.
Simply based on the superficials, personally i wud have been swept off my feet within 5 secs of up close & personal wif No. 33 Brendan Lim. He's such a doll...reminds of the Eurasian Broadway or wassit Opera singer Fei Xiang...who is oso...ahem...Sizzling hot & manly for his age, Sizzling wif a cap 'S'.
For a score high on adoring boyishness, ladies shud perhaps check out No 5. Adrian Chia, No. 10 Shaun Kong & No. 18 Gael Sydness. Altho all 3 r cute (wif the latter a lil' too young & playboyish-looking for my liking), i personally still have the heats for gentlemen with long & single eyelids as dey seem to exude a certain 'X' charisma like no others, just like that of No. 47 Nathaniel Ho .
Yes, the same Nathaniel who didn't make it on Sg Idols.
Speaking of 'X' factors, No. 4 Tseng Wun Hsiung, No. 7 Mark Tan (not taking into account the common name paired up wif a common surname somemore..) & No. 32 Aaron Yang wud have my votes if there is a poll.
Drools & aestatics aside, there r nevertheless quite a handful whom the more i look, the more bewildered i get of how dey manage to work their way up to the crowning affair.
Take No. 16 Hali Lintar for starters.
The judges even commented dat Hali reminds dem of Sex & The City's Mr Big!?
WOOOOOTT??? Did dey temporarily lose their sense of sight or wot!? He seems more like a Big Potato Head to mi. In any case, he better b rich.
Well I'm sori if i hv 2 be mean...i wud hv given each Bachelor a commentary if i cud..but nahh...some r not even worth mentioning.
Just one number after Big, who's dat!??! O ya..Not Worth Mentioning.
And den dey hv to put a joker in duno for wot...No. 21 Jamal Bamadhaj reminds mi of Bert from Sesame Street, oni thing is Bert's yellow. 1 more centimetre of facial hair, dis chap will spot a unibrow. Hello?? Time to do something about dem, ok Jamal???
I'm sure No. 31 Karl Ho is an interesting fella where "conversations will never get boring" as he happens to be a journalist, but i do hope dat he just happens to be not photogenic. He looks like a version of Ken Lim btw.
I tink i've seen No. 34 Nicholas Teo in school before...
No 35. Desmond Yeo, too bald & poker-faced for my vote. I wonder how many cups of kopi he has to "qia" the Cleo folks to get on No. 35. O well, perhaps he's a Samaritan. So let's be kind.
No 36. Leonard Lee looks like he can start crooning an oldie while walking along some scenic area in the CBD area, in the utmostly dramatic outburst. Something along the "Rong Shu Xia" line.
No 37. Eric Loh @ SAF Officer is a ringer for Sly, in the same Ah Beng manner. O hv u guys heard Sly has an upcoming hit titled "Xiang Long 18 Zhang"?? Yes, Xiang Long being his Chinese name, it's a pun. A shamelessly corny one.
No 41. Nicholas Chin looks like he can make it big purely by starring in a series of Beijing101 adverts.
And last but not least, No 50. Matthew Leong, supposed to be our last beam in the darkness, proves dat not everything in the last has to be the best.
Anyway, all dat being said, ladies still shud go check out the lastest copy of Cleo, featuring Tanya, to get a gd grip of reality (men) rite here in town.
It's time to check & balance dream guy & reality. ¶ J poppycocked at 11:07:00 PM