am I suay....or am i suay.....!? I got off on a reli bad start...FUG. As if Monday on its own isnt depressing enuff.

Basically i forgot all my daily necessities when i left house. FUG.

Had to eject myslf out of my dad's car while it was travelling at 150 kmph on the highway n do a 720 deg flip to break my fall, so dat i could return home to get the forgotten stuff...o shoot...for the sake of my keys, comb, baby johnson, blotters and EZlink card, i risk being exposed of my secret identity as Agent Shalala after the effort to kip it hush-hush all dis while.

U noe all those nosey parkers on the highway who saw mi did dat stunning...err...stunt....might just dcide to write in to the press n announce to the whole world my will-not-be-secret-identity-anymore then! *Gasp!* I tink i might hv saw a flash while i was 562.74 deg thru my flip!!! Was my picture taken!?!?

Darn those technological breakthroughs.


Uhhh......actly the car was just downstairs when i realised i 4got to bring all those crap....and...uhh...it's....uhhh.....parked.

OK so i went home to retrieve the forgotten, only to realise i dun hv my keys wif mi so i hv to scream for my granny to open the dr. She was nowhere in sight when i climbed up the step to my window, IN MY OFFICE WEAR, n terror struck mi.

Turns out there was only 1 place she could be....dat is.....the TOILET. I called on my house fone for like 5000 times, of coz to no avail...for she is hard on her hearing n not very mobile.

I watched the clock tick away in horror, n i simply canot relish the tot of taking a cab to work for the laz time i did dat, it costed mi 16 freaking Sing Dollars...!

Wif 16 bucks, I could watch 2 movies, i could eat EIGHT big plates of vegetarian beehoon at Amoy and i could use the public toilet for 160 freakin' times!!!!!!

Of coz i stuck to the trusty SBS n SMRT la!!

Ok bcoz i hv been using my NUS EZLink pass since EZLink got implemented i hv no freakin' idea where to buy a new one....so u can imagine how freakin' silly i looked while trying to figure out how to operate the machine, just like a freakin' suaku tourist!! GAH!!!

When i stormed into the office, 20 min late, more shit happened. Candidate called to say she's down wif very bad sore throat, cant turn up for intvw n for her assignment tomoro. So i called Client, she wasnt in office yet, her colleague asked mi to call bck 1 hr later, which i did, oni to be accused of not informing her earlier n dat she was fuming.

NICE.

Mgr called, asked mi how i was doing, so i told her abt the shit n she replied wif some irrelevant details.

NICE X 2.

Ah Beng later said she could see the black cloud hovering above my head and nobody within 10 m dared to tok to mi.

The rest of my day was too insignificantly crappy to b mentioned.




I deliberately took a longer route home, in the company of my new toy, MuVo V200.

Not a fantastic high-end gadget, but i like it all the same.

The weather was gd n the music was gd, so i took a short walk ard the neighborhood juz to c how things hv changed n appreciate the surroundings abit. Hven done dat in a while.

My primary school is no longer there, oni debris. The flock of birds on the trees near Esso oso no longer there, quieter now. New pavilion. New condo. Played wif some neighborhood familiar cats as well.

The simple pleasures of life.



  ¶ J poppycocked at 9:29:00 PM