Friday, October 15, 2004
how i bcome the sore, rude bitch - mystery revealed.
D called n msged mi yday. When he called i was in office n he called on the nokia fone so by the time i recognized the remotely familiar ringtone (bcoz nobody calls mi on dat line anymore), it stopped ringing.
Anyway he msged mi some hrs into the nite, offerring mi a part-time job. *wry look* Some alot of minutes later i decided to reply him, bcoz like wot i told Mo, rather than risk being called a sore, rude bitch by ignoring his msg, i rather be an aloof, polite one n reply him pithily. I proceeded to reply "I'm oredi working. Thx." Then he replied asking "As wad?" n i said "Recruitor".
And he asked mi a multi-million qns:
"Do wad one?"
-_- And i tot i can stop explaining wot i do since the term is quite self-explanatory, or so i tot.
"Wad part-time u have for mi?" I evaded the qns on purpose. I hate pp asking mi stupid qns btw.
"Heard of network mktg?" D replied.
"MLM?" I quipped, tried acting/sounding interested.
D: "My company is NTI, wad's urs?" (obviously mistaken the abbreviation, MLM, as some company's name....)
(N:B: Which is then i realised he is trying to offer mi a job in his company; it is hard not to read it as a thwarted intention to mandate seeing him everyday, altho he mite be offerring it out of kindness/sympathy. Gosh! Imagine the agony of eating lunch wif him EVERYDAY. Great, i just found another reason y i shud stab myslf in the eye.)
Mi: "MLM meanz Multi-Level Mktg."
"hahahahahahaha...something like that but a little different." D explained, uhh..helpfully, with compliments to the annoying, gut-squeezing hahahaha of coz.
"Gd luck wif dat." I answered patronizingly, wif intentions to end the conversation evidently.
But he replied nvrtheless, "So wad u wrking as?"
"Recruitor." Mi cooed again. Hope he noted the repetition.
"Doing?" Came the final straw.
So dat is how I dcided to be the sore, rude bitch. It might be ezier afterall.
Anyway, dat aside, isnt it tragic if somebody whom u alwaz regard as a good fren onli contacts u when she nids a favor?? Now i understand y Mo downgraded his said fren to a C grade.
OOOps! She did it again! She just msned mi n when i saw her msg blinking, the tot of her asking for another favor instantly struck w/o much deliberation. Hurhur..n guess wot?
I chose to be the sore, rude bitch again.
¶ J poppycocked at 10:16:00 PM
Anyway he msged mi some hrs into the nite, offerring mi a part-time job. *wry look* Some alot of minutes later i decided to reply him, bcoz like wot i told Mo, rather than risk being called a sore, rude bitch by ignoring his msg, i rather be an aloof, polite one n reply him pithily. I proceeded to reply "I'm oredi working. Thx." Then he replied asking "As wad?" n i said "Recruitor".
And he asked mi a multi-million qns:
"Do wad one?"
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-_- And i tot i can stop explaining wot i do since the term is quite self-explanatory, or so i tot.
"Wad part-time u have for mi?" I evaded the qns on purpose. I hate pp asking mi stupid qns btw.
"Heard of network mktg?" D replied.
"MLM?" I quipped, tried acting/sounding interested.
D: "My company is NTI, wad's urs?" (obviously mistaken the abbreviation, MLM, as some company's name....)
(N:B: Which is then i realised he is trying to offer mi a job in his company; it is hard not to read it as a thwarted intention to mandate seeing him everyday, altho he mite be offerring it out of kindness/sympathy. Gosh! Imagine the agony of eating lunch wif him EVERYDAY. Great, i just found another reason y i shud stab myslf in the eye.)
Mi: "MLM meanz Multi-Level Mktg."
"hahahahahahaha...something like that but a little different." D explained, uhh..helpfully, with compliments to the annoying, gut-squeezing hahahaha of coz.
"Gd luck wif dat." I answered patronizingly, wif intentions to end the conversation evidently.
But he replied nvrtheless, "So wad u wrking as?"
"Recruitor." Mi cooed again. Hope he noted the repetition.
"Doing?" Came the final straw.
******************************************************
So dat is how I dcided to be the sore, rude bitch. It might be ezier afterall.
Anyway, dat aside, isnt it tragic if somebody whom u alwaz regard as a good fren onli contacts u when she nids a favor?? Now i understand y Mo downgraded his said fren to a C grade.
OOOps! She did it again! She just msned mi n when i saw her msg blinking, the tot of her asking for another favor instantly struck w/o much deliberation. Hurhur..n guess wot?
I chose to be the sore, rude bitch again.
¶ J poppycocked at 10:16:00 PM