Sunday, July 04, 2004
fhm.
Came across dis rather interesting facts section abt WOMEN in dis issue of the for-him mag (i din pay 4 it so, i'm not guilty). It's on pg 50 of the margaret lee-as-cover-ger issue, "Dr Suzie's Love School". S candid s the so-called facts were penned, i dun tink all's entirely true, so i'm juz gonna pickout the 1s i personally find r more relevant or hilarious(juz 4 the sake of it.. ).
We fantasize too
U noe how stimes u open ur eyes n r disappointed not 2 c Fann Wong? Ok, we're juz s shocked 2 c dat u're not a pirate like Johnny Depp!
We lie abt the no. of men we've slept wif
Unless of co, the real no. is less than 3. Stimes we lie bcoz we dun want u 2 tink we r sluts. Other times, we simply forget. It's a condition known s sexual amnesia.
We've Googled ur x-gf's name...more than once!
We take sick pleasure in seekg 2 noe everytg abt her. U may not tink of her anymore, but WE DO. Perhaps it's the knowledge dat not so many yrs ago, she was exactly where we r now. So she must noe stg we dun. Otherwise she'd stil b wif u, wudnt she?
We go 2 our special place when u tell macho stories
Whenever u start 2 tell dat hilarious story dat demonstrates how gr8 u r, we hv a special place dat we go 2 in our minds. Dey hv free-flow of Cosmopolitans served by hunky, smooth-chested bartenders dat look like Brad or Tom. Dats y we smile like dat when u're thru.
We tink abt leavg u everytime we fight
Bcoz there's a veri real possibility dat sum1 out there will love, appreciate n trt us better den u. N since u're being a real shit, there's no better time 2 xplore the logistics of mitg dat man!
We tell all our frenz b4 we dcide 2 brk up wif u
We nvr leave men on a whim. We tink it thru, discuss wif our frenz n tink abt who mite replace u when u're gone. By dis time, a fortnite wud hv passed n every1 noes...'cept u.
n 1 laz fact i tink is rather true..
Best fren
Women hv dis natural petty competitvness dat makes dem wonder, in the small hrs, whether dey'd gif u a better orgasm than ur x...OR HER BEST FREN. Dun do things dat will induce her imaginatn 2 run wild coz 2 put pictures of u n her best fren 2gther in her brain is SERIOUSLY, n i mean, SERIOUSLY, the last thing on earth u wana do if u reli love her. So guys, b a gr8 guy, n ur ger will do all the advertising 4 u. It's in her nature. SHARING U AIN'T, so thread wif care. ¶ J poppycocked at 6:24:00 PM
We fantasize too
U noe how stimes u open ur eyes n r disappointed not 2 c Fann Wong? Ok, we're juz s shocked 2 c dat u're not a pirate like Johnny Depp!
We lie abt the no. of men we've slept wif
Unless of co, the real no. is less than 3. Stimes we lie bcoz we dun want u 2 tink we r sluts. Other times, we simply forget. It's a condition known s sexual amnesia.
We've Googled ur x-gf's name...more than once!
We take sick pleasure in seekg 2 noe everytg abt her. U may not tink of her anymore, but WE DO. Perhaps it's the knowledge dat not so many yrs ago, she was exactly where we r now. So she must noe stg we dun. Otherwise she'd stil b wif u, wudnt she?
We go 2 our special place when u tell macho stories
Whenever u start 2 tell dat hilarious story dat demonstrates how gr8 u r, we hv a special place dat we go 2 in our minds. Dey hv free-flow of Cosmopolitans served by hunky, smooth-chested bartenders dat look like Brad or Tom. Dats y we smile like dat when u're thru.
We tink abt leavg u everytime we fight
Bcoz there's a veri real possibility dat sum1 out there will love, appreciate n trt us better den u. N since u're being a real shit, there's no better time 2 xplore the logistics of mitg dat man!
We tell all our frenz b4 we dcide 2 brk up wif u
We nvr leave men on a whim. We tink it thru, discuss wif our frenz n tink abt who mite replace u when u're gone. By dis time, a fortnite wud hv passed n every1 noes...'cept u.
n 1 laz fact i tink is rather true..
Best fren
Women hv dis natural petty competitvness dat makes dem wonder, in the small hrs, whether dey'd gif u a better orgasm than ur x...OR HER BEST FREN. Dun do things dat will induce her imaginatn 2 run wild coz 2 put pictures of u n her best fren 2gther in her brain is SERIOUSLY, n i mean, SERIOUSLY, the last thing on earth u wana do if u reli love her. So guys, b a gr8 guy, n ur ger will do all the advertising 4 u. It's in her nature. SHARING U AIN'T, so thread wif care. ¶ J poppycocked at 6:24:00 PM