Monday, July 19, 2004
Back!~
Tataima..o manz m i drained or m i drained..I slpt for a couple of hrs when i came bck but i'm stil barely conscious now..argh. darn those old pack of bones.
Anyway, nothing much to tok abt the trip, cept dat it's shopping, shopping n more shopping..the indoor theme park rides @ Times Sq were quite exhilarating tho..altho i must say the highlight of the trip gotto b the moth invasion at our hotel in Genting. Boy wassit some kinda major comic relief cing the boys freaked out n jumping ard lydat..hahaha..altho my screaming wasnt exactly helpful either. *LOL* O yes, n i shd dedicate dat fateful nite to Eliz, my newly found idol! I outta set up a shrine for her or stg if i had the moola but i dun..so..haha..anyway she was d ultimatum!
1) She helped catch the moths, albeit tinier ones..but still..beats mi n JL 4 sure.
2) She cant stop shitting..i hv no idea anybody cud accumulate so much shit in the system within such a short time frame, for she potentially could craP almoz instantly after every meal.
3) Again, kudos to her bowel, coz apparently her bowel functions more efficiently than her urinal i.e. she can crap faster than she pees!! *Gdness Gracious Me!*
4) But i musn't forget to put a special mention to the power of her urinal too, s affirmed by JL who slept nxt to Eliz thruout. She was constantly hitting the loo to pee while every1's deep in slp. Where does all the pee come frm!??!?!?
So, all those above mentioned criteria justify y she topped my New Idol chart dis week. U gotto b impressed at the veri least; how can anybody b so positively full of valor, velocity (rate she generates crap), mass (shit) n fluid (piss), all combined into 1 pack?! *LOL*
Rite. So much for the trip. I m rather brain dead now to sort out things swimming in my crown so mayb i wud b bck later to blog again if i figure out more poppycock.
Later.
¶ J poppycocked at 9:03:00 PM
Anyway, nothing much to tok abt the trip, cept dat it's shopping, shopping n more shopping..the indoor theme park rides @ Times Sq were quite exhilarating tho..altho i must say the highlight of the trip gotto b the moth invasion at our hotel in Genting. Boy wassit some kinda major comic relief cing the boys freaked out n jumping ard lydat..hahaha..altho my screaming wasnt exactly helpful either. *LOL* O yes, n i shd dedicate dat fateful nite to Eliz, my newly found idol! I outta set up a shrine for her or stg if i had the moola but i dun..so..haha..anyway she was d ultimatum!
1) She helped catch the moths, albeit tinier ones..but still..beats mi n JL 4 sure.
2) She cant stop shitting..i hv no idea anybody cud accumulate so much shit in the system within such a short time frame, for she potentially could craP almoz instantly after every meal.
3) Again, kudos to her bowel, coz apparently her bowel functions more efficiently than her urinal i.e. she can crap faster than she pees!! *Gdness Gracious Me!*
4) But i musn't forget to put a special mention to the power of her urinal too, s affirmed by JL who slept nxt to Eliz thruout. She was constantly hitting the loo to pee while every1's deep in slp. Where does all the pee come frm!??!?!?
So, all those above mentioned criteria justify y she topped my New Idol chart dis week. U gotto b impressed at the veri least; how can anybody b so positively full of valor, velocity (rate she generates crap), mass (shit) n fluid (piss), all combined into 1 pack?! *LOL*
Rite. So much for the trip. I m rather brain dead now to sort out things swimming in my crown so mayb i wud b bck later to blog again if i figure out more poppycock.
Later.
¶ J poppycocked at 9:03:00 PM